JWDiscussion is a hoax!

by sleepy 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • sleepy
    sleepy

    Here are the proofs that JWD is a hoax and the shocking revelation that Englishmans barbe never took place!

    1.If you turn a picture of Simon upside down, he looks like hes hanging from the ceiling, this is what he wants to do to you!

    2.If you change all the letters in Simons name for different ones you get "I'm Going To Kill you All"

    3.All the posters on this board think Jehovahs witness have got it all wrong,how stupid is that?The computer that generates these posters is malfuctioning.

    4.If you look at pictures of Englishamns Barbe you will see that the party goers are all happy and smiling, how can that be, after eating Englishmans beefburgers?

    5.The lighting on the photos is all wrong, the party was in Britian yet the sun is shining!

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Sleepy, remind me not to smoke what you're smoking right now. I don't think I like the effects it gives you.

  • SYN
    SYN

    Valis: Yes, an excellent story. Almost like that one, I forget it's name, where the guy discovers that he is surrounded by robots and not people, and then he finds out he himself is a robot! Philip Kindred Dick rocks the house! It's so sad that he's gone...but his legacy lives on!

    But the best one of all time still has to be Holy Quarrel...that tale rocked my WORLD!

  • Skimmer
    Skimmer

    Alas, sleepy, it is you who is the computer program while the rest of us are real. A bit like _The Matrix_.

    See: http://www.simulation-argument.com/classic.html

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Sleepy,

    Awake from your sleep. You're having a nightmare. Pinch yourself to make sure you're real.

  • mevirginia
    mevirginia

    YEH lets all shun sleepy. He is obviously paranoid

  • Bendrr
    Bendrr

    Englishman is Scottish?!

    Whew! I was scared you were going to say he was French.

    Mike.

  • Valis
    Valis

    um SYN.. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?..it was the basis for Blade Runner..

    SYNcerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Simon
    Simon

    ha ha ha - "smashing"

    Of course, until I met more people at the BBQ (and some before and since), there was always the sneaky suspiscion in the back of my mind that all the posts were being done by a few people at Bethel just to keep me busy ...

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    ROTFLMAO @ Sleepy and Simon!

    ....but wait, didn't I see Simon talking backwards at Englishman' barbie???

    ....and Sleepy never payed for any of the pints at the pub!!!!

    oh well, I guess it was all a hoax! *I'll believe that before I'll believe "all the posts were being done by a few people at Bethel just to keep me busy"

    <turning off the light and crawling back into the monitor to sleep>

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