Brother Farkel, I have been stupid, and I have been known to have too many beers, but I have never dumped my pizza on the carpet, but I do thank you for the explanation. By the way, I do agree with you that pineapple on a pizza is an athema (a curse for those who don't know the word.) I would rather have a slice of pineapple upside down cake, which I haven't had since I was a kid, than such a thing on a pizza, yucky, yucky, yucky.
Now, would you please answer my hot dog question, so I can sleep in peace this evening?