Order yourself a pizza and get a couple movies.
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by sleepy 38 Replies latest jw friends
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butalbee
Yeah and I just burnt my friggin brownies by lurking on this site. God DAmn
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seawolf
When I was younger that meant that the dogs would be eatin' good tonight
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Jesika
My sister did that last night with her son's plate and she had almost finished the plate for serving. Then as she was cutting the last piece of chicken the fork slipped and kerplop!!! All over the kitchen floor, so she ended up eating less than she thought having to give him some of her food. I hate it when I do that!!!!
LOL @ elsewhere
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ISP
What was the nosh?
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SYN
Once, when I was working as a waiter (these were my salad days ) in a seafood restaurant, I dropped an entire plate of rice, hake, and vegetables & prawns on the floor of the kitchen. Luckily it was out of sight of the people in the restaurant. To my horror, the cook picked up the food piece by piece with a spatula, masterfully rearranged it on the plate, put the plate in the microwave for a minute, then shoved me out of the kitchen, plate in hand!
Worst of all, the people began to eat the food before I could think through what I was doing! And I got a great tip, in fact the husband even said that the food was really great and they'd be back for more! Shoulda heard me tearing myself a new asshole as they walked out...heh...
On a related note, has anyone here ever cleaned raw calamari? *grimace*
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RubyTuesday
When I was a waitress these 4rowdy teenagers came in and was giving me a hard time.Making crude sexual jokes and just being real jerks.I went to get my order and the cook dropped two of the cooked hamburgars in this totally filthy trash can.He reached down and picked them up and put them on the buns.I made sure the two biggest jerks of the bunch got the ones with "special sauce" on them.
Edited by - rubytuesday on 11 September 2002 17:49:3
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LuckyLucy
One Easter my ex -husband was making the ham.Everyone was in the kitchen waiting at the table watching him take it out of the oven.He pulled the rack out to hard and fast and the ham came flying out and skidded across the floor.Everybody roared laughing.We picked it up and dusted it off and chowed down.
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SPAZnik
lmao.
this is one hilarious thread.