Warning: Poes Law may apply
I just wanted to take a moment and remind everyone that all Muslims are good people. And just because some of them do really evil things, like walk into buildings and shoot a bunch of cartoonist in cold blood, it has nothing to do with their religion. Even if they point blank say they're doing it in the name of their religion - its still not because of their religion. And even if they say they're avenging their prophet - it's not their religion. That's not the real reason. It's because of the war in Iraq . . . or because of capitalism . . . or because of what America did to the Indians . . . or because of the Crusades . . . or because of some other damn thing. But it has NOTHING to do with their religion okay?
Yes, I know the Quran tells Muslims to kill the infidels - but that really means they are supposed to love everyone. It's a metaphor. Get it? Death is a metaphor for love . . . or something. It's really obvious if you just don't think about it. Anyway, the Quran is not supposed to be taken literally. And those who do take the sacred words of Allah literally - aren't "real" Muslims. "Real" Muslims would never kill in the name of their religion . . . even though they're commanded to. So remember, all of the stuff you see on the news isn't related to Islam. Nothing to see here. Keep on moving.
Oh yeah, and one other thing, all those nasty scriptures don't count either . . .
Quran 9:5 – “And when the sacred months have passed, then kill the polytheists wherever you find them and capture them and besiege them and sit in wait for them at every place of ambush.
Quran 5:33 – “Indeed, the penalty for those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger and strive upon earth [to cause] corruption is none but that they be killed or crucified or that their hands and feet be cut off from opposite sides or that they be exiled from the land. That is for them a disgrace in this world; and for them in the Hereafter is a great punishment.”
Quran 9:29 – “Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day and who do not consider unlawful what Allah and His Messenger have made unlawful and who do not adopt the religion of truth from those who were given the Scripture