Prisca, do you swear you don't swear?
DO YOU SWEAR MORE THAN BEFORE???
by minimus 66 Replies latest jw friends
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CornerStone
Uhh...., Yea, a little.
My favorite is RAT-BAST$#D. As in, "Those rat-bast$#ds on the governing body!!!"
Hmm..., feel a little better.
CornerStone
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blondie
I work all day in a very professional office. No one swears, and I mean that and not a one a JW. Pretty amazing! (being facetious). The clients that call in are another thing. I have even learned some new ones from those people. I said to one angry man, "I never heard that one before." He was so pleased he stopped yelling and we had a nice talk about how it was peculiar to his hometown.
Actually, I am quite adept with my tongue with insults that don't require swear words. My tongue is so sharp that heads have rolled before the person realizes they were insulted. I have heard this comment "I know you said I was dumb or something, I just can't figure out how."
Actually, I find that harsh words are hard to take back. Swear words add very little to the discussion except to mark the exact point you thought you were losing the discussion.
Building your vocabulary can give you so many more colorful words that f**k, s**t, h**l, d**n, or the well-known "d**f**k. Learning to slide that verbal blade into their heart so silently, that they die long before they hit the floor is much better and longer lasting. Those are the words they will remember long after the 4-letter ones fade away.
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minimus
Cornerstone....rat-bastard isn't so bad......C'mon, Pris, It's o.k. to swear a little. C'mon, You can do it...You'll feel better. And you'll know good from evil.
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plmkrzy
NO
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blondie
We're getting to know you, minimus. We just can't tell if you are good or evil.
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seven006
Prisca,
Come on, give us a little swear word. It's fun for the whole family. Come on, say............shit. That's only a level two swear word so there is no penalty for it. Try it, come on say..........s.h.i.t. You can do it, just grit your teeth together with the "s" sound and say "it." No, that would be sit.......OK, pretend like you are telling someone to be quite and you make the "sh" sound. Shhhhhhhhhh and then add an it to it. Shhhhhhhhhhit.
Give it a try. If you have trouble, Farkel can help you, he's a professional cusser.
Dave
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minimus
I'm getting badder as the days go on.......bad to the bone. And if you don't like it, then you can just..............only kidding Blondie.
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minimus
SEVEN.... YOU ARE FUNNY!!!!
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onacruse
I'm a construction superintendent...I never swear.