DO YOU SWEAR MORE THAN BEFORE??? (page 3)

Dutchie

English is a rich and powerful language. There are more than enough words to adequately express even the rawest emotion.

Well........ sometimes ........

seven006

Minimus.

I'm not funny I'm cynical, there is a difference. I have so much pain inside I.....I.....make fun of myself and try to make people laugh cuz....sniff...sniff...I'm so sad and insecure.

Ya see, I was raised in this cult and.........

Dave

PS: I try to never take myself too serious. The last time I did that I got married......for the third time.

minimus

O.K. Seven, You are a cynic. But you did have me belly-laughing because of your cynical funniness.....O.K. is that better? Why don't you just...........

Swear? Like a sailor. I can turn the air any color you like. Blue is my favorite. And I can swear in any language. It comes natural to an old salt like me. It's an art form. Banning certain words from here is just (sorry Simon) chickenshit if you ask me, and you did. I've never been afraid of words in my life. None of them or all of them.

For instance, why don't we all agree that "pawdipping" is absolutely the most vile swear word, describing the most degenerate act a human being can participate in, one that would curdle milk at a hundred yards. And it's a whole lot worse than fuck ever was. Think about it. Kinda silly to be afraid of a word, ain't it? Reminds me of the Victorian era in England. Everybody walking around being super-polite and not showing even a glimpse of ankle; wouldn't say "leg" in public for a million pounds, and god forbid someone should say "she's pregnant" instead of "she's in the family way" and then hides out when she starts showing; but on the weekends out in the country they were wife-swapping like a troupe of chimpanzies. Ever read any Victorian era porn? Hottest stuff I ever read. Hotter than any pepper sprout. Artificial I say, repressive like the Victorians, hypocritical in fact to be afraid of words.

AND, as for WOMEN CURSING. Well, it just can't be done, not successfully anyway. It just doesn't fit. It never sounds exactly right. Something lacking. I know, I know, the words are all there, but the cadence, there's something lacking about it. Women just never seem to be able to get the cadence on a long string of profanity just right. It just doesn't flow like it should. Maybe the saltiest of us could give classes at the local technical schools in the fine art of swearing like a sailor, or longshoreman, take your pick.

Watcha think?

francois

blondie

Dave, actually, I think you have to have a sense of humor to get married 3 times or at least be very optimistic.

LDH

HELL YES

Mulan

Francois, you must explain. What is pawdipping? I honestly have never heard of it.

As to swearing..............do I do it now more than when I was a dub? Yes, of course. Permission granted!! Some words are still off limits to me though. I just cringe when I hear some of them. Maybe swearing to me is more mild than for the rest of you.

For the most part, I have a good vocabulary, and only swear when very angry, or when being funny, or when I do something stupid, or hurt myself.

I love to see my husband's face when he tells me something, and I use an expletive to reply to him. It's not the norm, for me, so has a good effect when I do it. He is usually "on the floor" when I curse.

jimbob

Naw....I actually swore more when I went to meetings. There was a lot more to swear at back then..

seven006

Minumus,
I just....................
Last night,.... if it's any of your business. BTW, I was great.

Dutchie,
You are way too sweet of a person for me to respond to. Don't ever take anything I say serious. I'm about as sad as a a kitten on a milk farm. Thanks for the hug anyway. Sweet, kind, people who don't cuss make me nervous.

Blondie,

It's not called being optimistic, it's called being stupid. I married my kid's mom twice because I wanted to raise my kids after we got divorced the first time. Less than a year later she had a new house, new car, new furniture, and a new guy to have sex with. Unfortunately the guy wasn't me. I got one of the new coffee tables and double the child support payment, she got the rest. I hate that fucking coffee table.

Dave

DO YOU SWEAR MORE THAN BEFORE???

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