Elder's School Review This Weekend

by minimus 44 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    JT....hahahaha.........If you purposely touch breasteses you're a fornicator. But PLEASE tell me a way to get around that. I can hear it now, " I mistakenly grabbed her breasts'".

  • JT
    JT

    Brothers the sister had a bug on her breast-- i was trying to knock the bug off when sister nosey walked around and it APPEARED AS IF I WAS RUBBING HER BREAST

    that line should get any bro out of trouble

  • gumby
    gumby

    MORE NEW LITE!!!.......I talked to my elder friend today to find out what was new. Now, if you purposely touch a woman's breasts, that's porneia or fornication. A letter from the Society was read regarding this matter.

    Thats odd. New light of this nature ALWAYS comes thru the Watchtower.

    Touching breasts has always been "uncleaness" and loose conduct......not pornia. That is definetly NEW LIGHT ....if it's true. Time to re-write the" flock" books.

    Edited by - Gumby on 14 October 2002 20:14:56

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    Minimus, I'm just jerking your chain. I did go to the elders school in a way, in that I got hold of the transcript of it that became available last winter.

    AlanF

  • blondie
    blondie

    Hey guys, what if a sister touches a brother's breast? Is that porneia too?

  • minimus
    minimus

    JT, This would be called bugging the sister's breast. And if there were 2 bugs, well, you know.....Alan F..I thought that's what you were suggesting but who knows anything anymore? ....Blondie, brothers don't have breasts. I know they do, but we call it our chest.

  • notperfectyet
    notperfectyet

    Probably why minimus resigned.

    He couldn't be removed for touching a breast, he never was allowed to get that close.

  • minimus
    minimus

    notperfectyet,why do you seem so obsessed with minimus? Are you trying to get close???..........I'm surprised you didn't express your opinion on the Minimus/Comforter thread.

  • notperfectyet
    notperfectyet

    I'm not obsessed. But everytime I come home from work and read the board, there are many posts by minimus screaming fro attention.

    I am a helper by nature.

  • caspian
    caspian

    Minimus.

    MORE NEW LITE!!!.......I talked to my elder friend today to find out what was new. Now, if you purposely touch a woman's breasts, that's porneia or fornication. A letter from the Society was read regarding this matter. Automatically, a judicial offense......I wonder what new questions will be asked the offenders.

    BullShit

    Get your facts straight before posting,or you will give this forum a bad name

    Cas

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