Were you capable of holding a single thought in your head for more than a millisecond you'd have noted that in Road Trip I "John" and "Eunice" were clearly introduced as noms de plumes. Certainly, I had JWs in the Divine Purpose in mind when I selected those fine names, knowing full well they were bound to shame the apostate into a snivelling fit. The fine example of the pair in that book fittingly applies to my friends in California. Hope that helps. /Know_You
another masterful showcase of your proclivity with the Queen's English; indeed, the only language on the planet worth speaking and the one true language hand-picked by Jehovah of armies to bestow upon his Seed, that wonderful composite "Slave" class, with which to lead us Jew-skirt-holding Jonabobs into the New System (TM).
Sir, I ask you reconsider your stated intention to leave this pit of filth, this apostate dung pit of Glyve, and stay with us a while longer; perchance your jewels of wisdom will help some of us see the real "truth" behind the Slaves' spiritual paradise, as we march together in single phile on the narrow path. May the Holy Sprite help us all to become cunning linguists like your good self.
What a fellow ratio you are! Indeed I may reconsider my decision; it seems that, judging by the many kind and sympathetic responses to my posts that many here are reconsidering their descent into the bowels of apostate thought and may yet buy out the opportune time after all.
I look forward with enthusiasm to further indepth theological - and indeed perhaps scatological -discussions with you in the coming days, weeks, and months. Perhaps only MINUTES remain available to us, as that wonderful servant of the "Slave", a travelling District Overseer, recently brought to our rapt attention.
After our study, the womenfolk made us all a light supper, and the talk flowed easily; the two of them exchanged recipes, excitedly talking about who was now a new grandmother - or even great-grandmother - and they compared modest dress patterns and the latest theocratic hairstyles.
