If it is true that the BethelBoys monitor this site, I suspect that KnowYou will be appointed to the Writing Committee very soon!
Will YOU Make Room For It? RoadTripII
by Know_You 38 Replies latest jw friends
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wasasister
I concur with my excellent friend, Alan. The vocabulary exceeding, the grammar superior, the satire stellar. I must admit, I'm stumped. Even the best writer amongst us has made spelling and grammatical errors. As far as I can detect, this stuff is flawless down to the punctuation.
I'm not easily impressed.
Are you single?
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PopeOfEruke
Wasa
yes, we are dealing with high-calibre material here, definately an apostate worthy of the name. He is apostate dung refined like pure gold.
Another interesting fact - the story of the Condor laying more eggs is AGES OLD, according to a reliable active JW source. I would be curious to know where the condor/vulture story originated......but it seems our friend NO U may be simply the best cutter-and-paster that this forum, indeed the world, may have ever seen.
Yours,
The Pope
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SYN
Geesh, I wish I could write as well as that...excellent satire, whoever you are!
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ashitaka
Know_You is a brilliant man(or woman)....do you write for The Onion?
Those of you who have been titillated by the pernicious ravings of the gang of apostates who run this board should take care that YOU are not overtaken by Satan yourselves. Truly, now is the time to make room for it - else Jah make room for YOU in the the lake that burns with fire and sulfur.
Good stuff. That capital you's crack me up.
The time is short. According to a park ranger we met this past weekend the California Condor is laying many more eggs than usual, along with other birds of prey. We hear reports of new territories being opened up, of sudden changes of heart by previously opposed Government officials in far off lands, and many other stories too numerous to recount.
CONDORS!!!!! LOL
ash
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drivr
Know_You, maybe you could answer these questions for me.
I need your help. I am a 36 year old father of 2 girls putting himself through night school to get a college degree. In my current sociology class we have to do a paper in an interview style of a culture, subculture or group that we know nothing about and are interested in. I decided to find out about Jehovah Witnesses. So if some one could answer all or as many of these questions that would be a big help, as almost all the information I can find on the net is anti-witness or about leaving the religion.
Thank You
Jason
What is a Jehovah Witness?
What made you decide to join the Jehovah Witnesses?
Are you happy being a witness?
Why do you go door to door?
How often do you meet for services?
What is the significance of the number 144,000?
Why do Witnesses refuse blood transfusions?
Why do Witnesses refuse organ transplants?
Are you allowed to serve in the military?
What is the WatchTower?
Why dont you celebrate holidays or birthdays?
Those were the easy questions. I almost hate asking these next few because I dont want to offend anyone and not have them answer the questions. So if I offend anyone with these next questions I sincerely apologize, I have to ask them because I read about these issues on the internet.
What is with the date 1975?
Who is Frederick W. Franz?
Does the WatchTower contradict itself?
Are you really shunned if you are thrown out?
Are you allowed to study any version of the bible or do you have to use study guides?
Do you have doubts about this religion?
Please be assured I will use no names in my term paper and any answers will be used only for this paper. Please send the answers to me at my e-mail address [email protected] (I used to be a truck driver) or respond in this forum I will keep checking back.
Thank You
Jason
(drivr)
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Know_You
Dear Jason,
Mrs Know_You and I are in the middle of a road trip and access to the internet is difficult. However, I suggest you read my essay carefully and the responses to it - and then decide if you would like me to reply at greater length. Writing styles vary, and, while I appreciate your predicament, humbly suggest that you consider the sources of the information you seek most critically. Otherwise you might find that you have stepped into, well, let me just say a snakepit of apostate sophistry.
But, if you desire credible scholarly information on the JWs which will appeal to those of this world, then you can do no better than Apocalypse Delayed by James Penton available for a modest sum at amazon.com or by interlibrary loan if your school doesn't have this particular piece of literature. Of course, it won't get you everlasting life, but it will, no doubt earn you a good grade from your worldly instructors. plus it is easy to read and, unlike most "apostate" literature focusses on factual information.
Hope that helps.
Know_You
Edited by - Know_You on 16 October 2002 11:18:55
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ashitaka
God bless you, Know_You.
ash
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AwakenedAndFree
Dear Know_You:
Why such an extravagance in applying written words to your posts to convey your message here on this forum?
Are you trying to impress me and others here with your pretentious writting?
Why pretending to be an university scholar when you are not one? Some words you use on your posts belong in the dictionary only, in my opinion.
No wonder you are a Watchtower Society's representative and not God's true representative:
1 CORINTHIANS: 2:1,2,3,4,5: (1):" And so I, when I came to you, brothers, did not come with an extravagance of speech or of wisdom declaring the sacred secret of God to you. (2):" For I decided not to know anything among you except Jesus Christ, and him impaled. (3):" And I came to you in weakness and in fear and with much trembling; (4):" and my speech and what I preached were not with persuasive words of wisdom but with a demonstration of spirit and power, (5):" that YOUR faith might be, not in men's wisdom, but in God's power."
1 CORINTHIANS 2:15,16:(15):" However, the spiritual man examines indeed all things, but he himself is not examined by any man.(16):" For "who has come to know the mind of Jehovah, that he may instruct him? But we do have the mind of Christ."
Christian Love,
AwakenedAndFree ( of the inferior, lowly Christian class)
