psssst. Awakened. His original post is satire. His writings are comic versions of You Know's writings, another apocalyptic person here. Just to let you know.
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Will YOU Make Room For It? RoadTripII
by Know_You 38 Replies latest jw friends
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AwakenedAndFree
Dear Ashitaka,
Jesus Christ taught us to love our neighbor as ourselves, as well to love our enemies.
Look what the Scripture says about that:
REVELATION 3:19:"All those whom I have affection I reprove and discipline. Therefore be zealous and repent."
Christian Love,
AwakenedAndFree
Edited by - AwakenedAndFree on 16 October 2002 15:19:24
Edited by - AwakenedAndFree on 16 October 2002 18:51:35
Edited by - AwakenedAndFree on 16 October 2002 19:13:21
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Know_You
Dear AwakenedAndFree,
If indeed you are Awake in any meaningful sense then I suspect that you are also thankfully Free of any trace of brain cells. Otherwise how could you possibly live with yourself? Or are you Awakened in the Frankenstein-ian sense?
As for the dictionary, what person in their right mind would write "Therefore be zealous and repent" (and perhaps you should consult your beloved dictionary when trying to spell some of those big words, e.g., "zealous" instead of "zelous".) Or how about a mouthful like "pretentious writting (sic)." Do you think that I pretentiously writt where none has writted before just to attract your attention, to Lord it over a disintellect such as your own?
While YOU may indeed represent the fiduciary of ignorance, the very plimsoll-mark of ill-education, I see no reason why I should be required to descend to those depths myself. Hope that helps.
Know_You
Edited by - Know_You on 16 October 2002 15:41:31
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Satanus
plimsol-mark
Shakespeare would be jealous. From http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=plimsol
plimsoll Pronunciation Key (plplimsol or plimsole (-s
n. Chiefly British- A rubber-soled cloth shoe; a sneaker.
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og
Give it up for Know_You, the king of JW satirists! I only wish the actual JW literature was this interesting. Please sir, reveal yourself to your adoring audience!
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reubenfine
"shrill cacophony, their puny fists, snakepit, spiritual pornography, puslike scourge of apostasy, sick ingrates, rats infesting a barn or cockroaches from under the sink, apostate dog."
LOL Don't leave, Know_You. You're killing me! LOLOLOL Satire at it's best in the tradition of Andy Kaufman! ROTFL
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PopeOfEruke
Know You writes so damn cool, I actually now look forward to returning to my own vomit, apostate dog that I am.
MMMM............. - vomit........
Pope
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AwakenedAndFree
Dear Know_You,
Thank you so much for your reprove. I have fixed my misspelled word. English is my second language.
Christian Love,
AwakenedAndFree
Edited by - AwakenedAndFree on 16 October 2002 20:6:45
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ashitaka
Awakened,
Satire. Satire. This post is Satire.LOL
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