The caffeine addiction

by kenpodragon 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    Some people are "morning people", some people are "night people" and some people just smile in both the night and the day to annoy me. I am what you would call "not a morning person" and thus I like to drink coffee. Mocha's have always been my taste of choice and thus I own my own little espresso machine and make myself espresso mocha's a lot to make this "night person" a little more alive in the mornings of life. This is nothing new, I have been like this for years. When I was Pioneering I use to always show up to service with Mocha in hand. I would joke around that my life did not begin until the Mocha hit my lips. Of course, people knew me for this and they would joke around and make comments. One day I was at a meeting and one of the elders said he needed to speak to me in the back room. Of course at those moments you are trying to think of "what did they catch me on" and to be honest I could not think of anything. Well we get back there and him and another elder are sitting there looking all serious. I sit down and ask, "is there something wrong?" To which they got that serious elder look and began to speak to me about addictions. They mentioned how alcohol and cigarettes were not the only dangerous addictions. One of the elders even had copies of Watchtower articles on addictions and the dangers of letting things and substances lead our life. It seemed obvious that these men had spent hours and perhaps days working on this talk they were having with me. We even went so far as to pray for Jehovah guidance in the matter and looked up scriptures they felt applied. Of course, we got to the end and they asked the simple question, "do you know what we are getting at?" I was sitting there trying to be polite and nice, yet I had to say what I thought, "no, to be honest I do not. You have mentioned alcohol and I hardly ever drink and you mentioned cigarettes and I have never smoked. So what's up?" Well they leaned back in their seat with that, "we are going to spring the real truth on you now, since you wouldn't confess it" and proceeded to speak. "Well more then one person in the congregation has mentioned that you drink coffee every single morning and mention that it gets you going." Well there was no hiding that, so I responded, "well you heard right, I do like my morning coffee I am not a morning person" Well the council was just boiling in their heads ready to explode, "Well we feel that caffeine is a drug and over doing it and depending on it is a addiction." Oh God!! I suddenly realized I was in the Witness version of an intervention. I was just wondering when was all the hugs were going to be happening. When were people going to stand up and say, "we are there for you man" and "be strong!" with tears flowing down there eyes. Instead, being the little typical scared Witness, I said something more like, "okay I will be careful then and not say anything, and try to cut back on my public coffee consumption." Which seemed to be what they wanted to hear. So what did I learn from this. It seems that elders have a lot of time to waste. With all the trouble going on in the world, and troubles in their own congregation. They had time to council this poor man who was drinking one cup of coffee each morning before he went in service. They had time to make sure the monkey of caffeine was off my back, that the "Betty Ford Clinic" did not get another Pepsi-Coffee addict at their door steps. Yes, these men of God were doing their thing to make sure that "no one" have a caffeine buzz smile while they preach from door to door. God bless these righteous men who wasted so much precious time for my caffeine addiction. Well in all that I did from that day forward in field service I always wondered who was the one who ratted me out. Was it the sister who always had a "evil" Coke with lunch, or that devilish younger brother who was always sipping on the Pepsi. I guess in the end, I knew one day their addiction would get the best of them too. So as I sit in the post-Witness life drinking the evil java of nature, with a happy caffeine buzz smile. My thoughts reflect on that council I miss so much, the useless yet interesting bust of my evil "caffeine addiction." So what odd things were you counseled for? My thought Dragon

    Edited by - kenpodragon on 15 October 2002 23:25:33

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    Ooh that demon caffeine. God gawd almighty. Boy that was a knee slapper.

    And a very odd thing to be counseled for indeed...

    I was never taken to the dreaded back room for anything, just

    chastised for laughing during the watchtower study and for drawing caricatures

    of the brothers and sisters on the literature during meetings.

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    Dragon....Scheesshhhhhh.

    I have a Morman friend who drinks coffee all the time...who doesn't get a fraction of the grief they laid on you, in fact he's told me it's just a weakness/additction, not a mortal sin. Good heavens man , COFFEE?

    I don't know what I would do if someone took away my java or Cappuccino Blasts (from Baskin-Robbins)...Fabuloso !!!

    Question.... my JW friend never told me they were against smoking and coffee...is that a standard belief, or just some local elders flexing their muscles?

  • minimus
    minimus

    Let's take this a little further. Suppose you resisted the elders. Now they try to readjust you in the spirit of mildness. But, you don't want to accept this. Do you think they might have eventually instituted a judicial meeting for you???

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon
    Question.... my JW friend never told me they were against smoking and coffee...is that a standard belief, or just some local elders flexing their muscles?

    It was not that they were against coffee. They were against my mentioning that it helped to wake me up, or that I needed it to get going. Even if it was said joking, or to be friendly with others.

    Just my added thought

    Dragon

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    There is something good to be gained from that experience Dragon (I have resorted to calling you Dragon even though I prefer to call you Kenpo because I like the sound of it better LOL).

    If it weren't for self righteous individuals who thought your lifestyle needed correcting, you may still be in the 'troof' today.

    When I left the borg, it was a chain of events that led me to my decision to leave. I decided I had a choice, to stay and put up with sanctimonious idiots, or to leave and give it a crack with a bunch of
    worldlies. And here we are!

    ~Beck~

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    In my witless daze, a lot of us drank lots of kkoffee. But we didn't bring it to meetings. I suspect that those there ones had just as much caffiene as you. Maybe they took offence at your flagrancy about your enjoyment of it. Don't want to much joy now, do we? Just guessing.

    SS

  • ugg
    ugg

    this is beyond pathetic,,,, "SHUDDER"

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    What a stupid thing to pull you in the back room for Kenpo.

    Some people clearly have nothing better to do. Some people just get spooked at the smallest things.

  • larc
    larc

    Dragon, I thought I had read it all, here at JWD. I just sit here shaking my head at this nonsense. Like you, I am a morning person. I have to have two or three cups of coffee to get going. Before I have my coffee, I can't do anything more significant than open envelopes.

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