by LyinEyes 25 Replies latest social humour
I live in the south , very heavy bible belt. There is a church on every corner. They always have a sign out front with some very corny saying. Some are not so bad but some are just plain goofy.
Here is one I saw the other day: Don't worry Moses was a basket case too.
Anyone have any to share?
There was a church that had a giant sign above their door that said "JESUS IS LORD OVER PRINCETON"
Apparantly everyone else is screwed because Jesus only cares about Princeton Minnesota...hahaha! I always loved that...
I saw one that said "Jesus is alive!"
Didn't see this one personally:
"Sermon for Sunday: What is Hell like?"
Just below was the message:
"Come in and hear our choir sing."
edited to add:
Ok a CORNY one: I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
Edited by - nilfun on 18 October 2002 16:12:46
Noah...
Yes Lord ?
Shut the door....
Edited by - Celia on 18 October 2002 20:30:34
O saw this one in Tennessee..."Dusty Bibles Lead To Dirty Lives"....
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Here's a couple of my favorites:
"The Most Powerful Position is On Your Knees"
"Don't Let Worries Kill You, Let the Church Help."
Photos of both are at:
http://members.fortunecity.com/dflash/id121.htm
And here are some others (text only).
Just passed one tonight. Scared the hell out of me.
It said, "JEHOVAH'S WITNESS KINGDOM HALL." I don't think I will ever get over the fright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Depression? Let the Bible help!
Ok, not really a "sign" this one, but advertising of sorts.
An elder I knew was out in sevice one day with a younger (imature?) jw. They passed a church with a statue of jesus with his hands outstretched and the younger jw went up and put a WT in one of the hands and an Awake in the other. Made the Elder extremely mad!!! He said "That's the kind of thing that gives us a bad name!" Well, I thought it was funny :)
