need fluff? Tell some corny church sign sayings

by LyinEyes 25 Replies latest social humour

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Xander , that is probably the way the sign read, but my eyes were burning from the wrath of God so I had to turn away too quick to get the correct quote.. LOL

    Jourles those are funny.

    I agree with the person who said, the scariest one she saw was, "Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses". hehhehheehhhehe

    I have to tell you the coolest one I have seen so far,......."Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses".................. then a few feet away is a FOR SALE sign..............LOL

    They are selling the local Hall and it is on the main hwy, pass it everyday and get a good laugh.
    Oh if only it was the whole religion worldwide going out of business.

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    Regarding the red print in southern Bibles where Jesus was speaking.

    'Jesus spoke in red.

    Take the wheel if I'm raptured

    Edited by - Dismembered on 22 October 2002 15:20:15

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    At Xmas time I saw this one

    "Mary had a little lamb"

    or from 'O Brother where art thou'

    "Jesus saves, but George T Nelson Withdrawls" (or somethign like that)

    Barfffffff

    Ven

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    I saw a sign that once said "Jesus Saves" and underneath someone wrote "but Moses invests".

  • Shakita
    Shakita

    "The perfect church......................for those who aren't"

    Isn't that cute?...........Not!

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    How about ...

    "Service at 10, Bingo at 11"

    Got to make sure you make them weak and guilty before you take their money.

    My thought

    Dragon

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