need fluff? Tell some corny church sign sayings (page 2)

El Kabong

Saw this one on my way to work...

God requires spiritual fruits

Not religious nuts.

blindfool

I always see the church sign that says:

Whats missing in our chch?

Xander

blindfool has a good one.

The Most Powerful Position is On Your Knees

LOLOL!!

Oh, indeed....

There are a number in our area, can't recall most of them.

Anyone else have those big, black, billboards with white text on them that go like so:

"I saw that"
--God

"Lets meet at my house Sunday before the game"
--God

"Last time things were this messed up, I sent a flood."
--God

"I can think of 10 things that are carved in stone."
--God

"How come you only talk to me when youre in trouble."
--God

Hmmm

Stick close to the Son and you won't get burned.

or

Spend time in the Son and you won't get burned... something like that

LyinEyes

Along the lines of the lines of Xander, we have billboards all over that give me the creeps.

One says..........."Attention, there WILL be a test." - GOD

Another one says..........."What part DIDN'T you understand." - GOD

These scare me, make me think GOD is gonna get me for sure, and boy is he sarcasstic. HEHE

Edited by - LyinEyes on 21 October 2002 18:45:30

Xander

This one is rendered in our area as:

"What part of 'Thou shall not' didn't you understand?" - GOD

Jourles

Hey, this is a good topic. Churches around where I live are always changing their signage. One that I pass right now says:

"Walmart isn't the only saving place."

and just last week it said,

Where are you going? And why are you in that handbasket?

I just about drove off the road laughing when I read that last message. That one is definitely a keeper!

blindfool

I saw a tee shirt in New Orleans once, on the front it said:

"Jesus is coming!"

On the back it said:

"AND HE'S PISSED"

Jourles

Blindfool, do we live in the same area? Another church has that sign posted too. Even my wife laughs at that one. I'm suprised she gets it.

apple829

Saw this one last week:

Seven days without prayer makes one weak.

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