Ozzie's Weekend Poll #22 (page 2)

maximumflash

12. Other (please give details)

I don't know what make a dub happy....... my answer may be disqualified since I am a 'never been' but that is why I don't know... I have never been a dub.

Kenneson

I wasn't happy as a JW, so I don't know how to answer that either. However, I thought I would share a link with you, wherein different people explain what they feel happiness is. Good quotes.

http://members.tripod.com/happiness5/quotations.htm

freedom96

Never was happy as a witness. Not that my life sucked, but just the religion part. Most of this happened as I was growing up, only a few years into adulthood.

I enjoyed talking with my friends. Mind you, conversations never consisted of "Did you enjoy that point at the meeting?"

I liked it when my parents would pull up, and what little windows there were, were covered with aluminum foil, because we were going to have a slide show during the public talk.

The written review was better than listening to the same ol crap spilled from unqualified public speakers.

The last five minutes of service, and the last five minutes of the meetings.

In the coming Battle of Armageddon JW's will be the only ones that are saved and they are happy contemplating which beautiful mansion they will claim as theirs when the wicked family who nows owns it will meet their horrible, but well deserved death.

Francois

I don't think they are happy so I vote for #1.

I was never happy as a dub.

I never knew anyone who was happy as a dub.

I knew LOTS of people who GOT HAPPY after leaving the dubs.

The dubs are fulla shit and know it. How can you be happy knowing you're fulla shit?

francois

Gopher

Good questions, Francois!

Only by visiting the latrine, and relieving oneself of said "shit" can one feel relief and actually then have a smile on their face!

Gopher of the "stress-relief" class

ozziepost

they are happy contemplating which beautiful mansion they will claim as theirs

Love this response from Dutchie!!
So true!!
Ozzie

blondie

Knowing they are the only ones with the "truth"

Knowing they are the only ones with a "real" hope

Knowing they are the only ones who know what the future holds

Knowing they are the only ones who live moral lives and dont need to fear AIDS

Knowing they are the only ones who have intact families

(What a load of ****)

The WTS teaches this

Only true Christians are happy

If you say, "Im not happy"

Youre not a true Christian

minimus

"knowing" they have the "truth".....gives JW's a sense of power

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