What makes a JW Happy?? That's easy. World events that cause suffering to worldlings. Example: 9/11, Sadaam Huessien threatening mass destruction, people getting shot by snipers, Ossama Bin Laden leading Al Quaida to more terroristic threats, in other words anything that makes them feel their own miserable lives have meaning through the suffering of others. That is what makes a JW happy, and do you know why? Because Watchtower told them so.