Hey, here's a younger lad looking for a big glass of milf...
heh heh heh
CZAR
I'm flattered.
by WildHorses 35 Replies latest jw friends
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SYN
Lilacs, you STUD!
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Windchaser
I say, Go for it! hahahahaha
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TR
Shari,
I knew you were hot! Ever since that pic with the legs.
TR
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cruzanheart
ANDY ROONEY ON MATURE WOMEN
Andy Rooney says, "As I grow in age, I value women who are approaching or are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why.
An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask," What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her.
An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover.
Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are generous with praise, often undeserved.
An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Older women couldn't care less.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.
An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone.
Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you have something to look forward to.)
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize for all of us. - ANDY ROONEY
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Xena
Lilacs I think you are the only one that is suprised at this....you are a very attractive woman, what man in his right mind wouldn't want you????
I have noticed younger men seem to be into the "Mrs Robinson" thing though....just for the record...they can be uuummmmm fun to date *cough* not that I know or anything.....
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SYN
Older women rock! They don't giggle at your weenus when you pull down your pants!
That happens to other guys too, doesn't it?
Surely it can't just be me.
Ah, scratch.
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ThiChi
How would your son feel about this? Does he know?
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WildHorses
Older women rock! They don't giggle at your weenus when you pull down your pants!
It's not the size, it's the motion of the ocean.
ThiChi, no, he doesn't know, and I'm sure not going to tell him. He would say something like...."ewww, why would he want to be with a MOM?"
TR, and here I thought you like me for my mind. LOL
Xena,
just for the record...they can be uuummmmm fun to date *cough* not that I know or anything.....
You'll have to fill me in on this. LOL -
TR
BTW, my first girlfriend's name is Shari. Lost my cherry to Shari.
TR