I'm flattered.

by WildHorses 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    LOL TR,

    That brought back memories. I lost my virginity to a longtime friend/boyfriend. We grew up together, had the same friends. I was 18 when we first did the deed. Anyway, the night after we did it, we went to his moms house, where a mutual friend of ours had stopped by. When we drove up, she came out to the car and started looking in the back seat and about the car. Phillip asked her what in the hell she was looking for? She then said with a big grin on her face...........................Shari's cherry. I about died!

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Shari,

    He just wanted to boink you. Don't make it so PERSONAL! ALL young studs are like that! (I'm generalizing, of course. Perhaps he really was seduced by those beautiful eyes and charmingly seductive southern accent of yours. As I said, I'm just generalizing here.)

    If you wanted to boink him and didn't take him up on that ever-so-clumsy offer of his, then you just might regret it later on! Besides, he's male. He doesn't stand a chance in keeping up with a female of experience! You could burn him out, and then tease him why he ain't got no more stuff when you are just getting warmed up!

    Farkel
    Lived Through That Stuff Class

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    : Shari's cherry

    Talk about folks living in the Dark Ages!

    I wonder how many young girls over history were murdered when their keepers/guardians/husbands didn't find that elusive "cherry" when they had sex with them for the first time.

    I find it outrageous that sick fucks who don't even know basic human anatomy, can hold the power of life or death over people despite their ignorance of simple basics.

    Farkel

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed
    Older women rock! They don't giggle at your weenus when you pull down your pants!

    That happens to other guys too, doesn't it?

    Uh, No. But then again, the angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the heat of the meat.

    Lew W (of the you wouldn't believe me if I told you class)

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    So, Lilacs, you haven't responded to my lewd suggestion...

    CZAR

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    cz, I figured that no answer, was the best answer.

    Farkel, you got that right.

    Well, I have to let the boys back on the computer. They "allowed" me to come check out the board for a few.

    Night

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