Fat people suing McDonalds

by Adam 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • Adam
    Adam

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Fat people are suing McDonalds because they ate fast food and, guess what? They got fat! Someone with nothing to lose PLEASE shoot these people! This is right on par with that whole Jackass thing. If I shoot my girlfriend, can I send the employees of Smith & Wesson to prison because guns kill? Think I can make some money by stabing myself and suing Ginsu because knives are sharp? Look! I drove my car off a cliff and now I'm suing God because gravity made the car fall! No wonder other countries look down on Americans. Hell, these kind of people make me embarrased to be the same species.

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    Yeah.

  • jack2
    jack2

    ......would you like fries with that?

    Gotta say, I love their chocolate shakes.

  • rocky220
    rocky220

    How does one sue somebody for being just plain stupid? rocky220

  • BB
    BB

    Id like to argue this point with you but its lunch time and I have to go to McDonalds now and load up on "Big n Tasty" sandwiches. They are on sale (I think for the next 14 months) for only a dollar each. McChicken sandwiches are also on sale for buck.

    Maybe maroons like you dont appreciate high fat, high calorie food at a reduced price. I cant wait to sue these pricks.

    BB

  • NameWithheld
    NameWithheld
    How does one sue somebody for being just plain stupid? rocky220

    By god this is the US of A - we will find a way to sue for stupidity!

  • Realist
    Realist

    what is really interesting about this is that the soldiers (bikini islands etc.) and other people who got badly screwed by the US government cannot sue! amazing!

  • NameWithheld
    NameWithheld

    Maybe they can attack like they did tobacco - prove McDonalds is a highly addictive substance, and that they knew they were addictive - then we can sue them for <austin powers voice> 3 beeeeeeelllllion dollars

  • asortafairytale
    asortafairytale

    There was a skit on MAD TV a few weeks back on this.

    Old Lady(talking to fat boy suing McD's): I hope you get Judge Judy...she tells it like it is. Yes, she does. And she'd say, "You are what you eat, and Honey, you've been supersized!"

    It was really funny, but I guess you had to have seen it.

  • Mac
    Mac

    Thinking about suing Dairy Queen for brain freeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mac, of the litigious class (brrrrrrrr!!!!!!)

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