Re: FIGS and PIGS and ASSES and TREES....
On the futility of educating a "literal creationist":
"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."
Windchaser:
Well, that's it for me. That new light on the fig tree episode did it
Then, you missed my pull from Genesis 30:37-9 at http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=41460&site=3&page=5 where we learn how to get virtual condoms off from cattle? Beats the ass and the figs any day.
I'm gonna be an atheist.
Please note that Christianity, and to a slightly lesser degree its offspring Islam, are the two most illogical and absurd of the world's "major" religions ("major" as measured by number of idiotsadherents). So a demonstration of the utter nonsense of the Bible does not, per se, indicate that atheism is the indicated course. One or more of the other "major" religions might have the truth. Or the same from among the "minor" ones. Or unadulterated Buddhism (no God, but..). Or your own one. Or that God exists, but all of man's searching for God has been in vain. Or.. no God.
Jesus talked to trees. Yeah, like I'm really gonna follow this guy.
Follow Our Man Clint, then!
I talk to the trees
But they don't listen to me
I talk to the stars
But they never hear me
The breeze hasn't time
To stop and hear what I say
I talk to them all in vain
But suddenly my words
Reach someone else's ears
Touch someone else's heartstrings, too
I tell you my dreams
And while you're listening to me
I suddenly see them come true
I can see us on an April night
Sipping brandy underneath the stars
Reading poems in the candlelight
To the strumming of guitars
I will tell you all the books I've read
And the way I met the King of France
Then I'll send the servants off to bed
And I'll ask you for a dance
But suddenly my words
Reach someone else's ears
Touch someone else's heartstrings, too
I tell you my dreams
And while you're listening to me
I suddenly see them come true...
The trouble is not with talking to trees. The problem is when you start hearing them reply.
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Focus
(Logic Class)