Thank God no one was watching.....................

by Jesika 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Being a very forgetful person, my stories are endless. Like

    • Calling the locksmith because I had lost my keys and locked myself out of the house, only to realize I had left them on the front step all night.
    • Driving my car to work and taking the bus back to the babysitters. My sitter grumbled all the way as she drove me back to my car.
    • Leaving a friend's video camera at the bus stop. It was gone when I got back to check.
    • Paying my children to find my glasses.
    • Leaving my cell-phone and palm pilot on the train. As it was near the end of the line, I waited for the train to circle back. Sure enough. Both were sitting on my seat where I left them.
    • Losing my bag lunch twice in the same week. I only confessed to one of them. My honey found it at the bus stop.

    But my most embarrassing moment to date was the late night I babysat my sweet Naomi while her mom checked out her undiagnosed fever at the emergency clinic. Naomi had gone to bed thinking mommy was home. She woke up at midnight crying and inconsolable. I comforted her best I could, but she woke up every time I tried to leave her bed to my own room. I ended up sleeping with her for the rest of the night. Or at least until 4:00 AM, when she sleepily groped for mommy's breast. Just try fending off a determined two year old, groping for mammary glands she KNEW were there. She went for the buttons. She pulled at my nightie. I felt like a blushing virgin.

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    Last Summer in the local supermarket, I bumped into a relative of a patient we had previously had on our ward who I'd looked after, I sort of recognised this woman as she said hello, and she then proceeded to thank me for looking after her husband and her gratitude for all that the nurses had done for him. Oh thats great I said, how is he coming along now, .........suddenly there was this awful silence.........He's dead, she said. You was the one that was with me when he died.......... I could have died myself. Theres just too many patients coming and going in hospitals these days if you ask me!

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Kennesson, that was funny. Reminded me of the story about the noisey campers.

    Every night, a group of younguns would keep all the surrounding caravans awake with their parties and raves. So one night when the offending group left for town, their neighbours broke into their caravan, found a camera, took their toothbrushes from the bathroom and took pictures of eachother with the toothbrushes up their bottoms.

    Then they replaced everything including the camera as if no one had been there.

  • Francois
    Francois

    Devon, that was good, but not as good as my friend who parked in a parking deck, went to a bank-sponsored party, came out and couldn't find her car. Reported the sucker stolen. Big police investigation. Insurance paid for a new car. Six months later back to parking deck for another bank sponsored party only to find.....her original car right where she'd parked it.

    No, she didn't. She parked on a different level and never told a soul (but me). She would have been on TV everywhere from Jay Leno to Paul Harvey had she reported finding her "stolen" car.

    francois

  • safe4kids
    safe4kids
    There were other options. You could have got a fishing line, hooked them out, then sent them back to the manufacturer claiming that they are a bio hazard

    Gee, why didn't I think of that??!

    Kenneson, ewwwwwwwww! LOLOL

    Dana

  • Jesika
    Jesika

    Safe--------I don't know what you did, but I don't buy expensive sun glasses, so I woulda left them there. Hell, maybe someone else needed them worse then you did. LOL

    Kenn-------LOL too funny

    That reminds me of a Sienfeld episode I saw last week.

    Jerry was over this girl's house he was dating. He went to her bathroom and accidently dropped her toothbrush in the toilet. He didn't tell her it fell in the toilet and after that he couldn't kiss her because all he could think about was her brushing her teeth with the toothbrush that fell in the toilet.

    He finally told her about it when she came over his house. Needless to say she was pissed off he didn't tell her, and while Jerry helped Kramer move something to Kramer's apt, she closed the door and locked it behind Jerry.

    She finally let him in and told him she put something of his in the toilet, and she left. It was driving Jerry crazy trying to figure out what she put of his in the toilet......................

    Anyone remember what she put of his in the toilet???????????????

    *hears jepordy music in background* lol

    Jes

  • BeautifulGarbage
    BeautifulGarbage

    LOL @ Kenneson! It reminds me of the Seinfeld epidsode where Jerry accidently knocks his girlfriends toothbrush into the toilet. He picks it up and puts it by the sink. Then without seeing her, his girlfriend grabs the toothbrush and brushes her teeth. Jerry being such a cleaniness and neat-freak can't bring himself to kiss her anymore after that.

    I know I have a ton of those " good thing no one saw me" moments. But, the one that comes to mind happened recently. Whenever I am outside, or driving, I wear sunglasses. I live in the desert and most days are bright and sunny. However, when I come inside, many times I will forget to take them off. My daughter is always telling me "Mom, you can take the sunglasses off now". I prefer dim light, so I don't even notice. My husband says I must have been a bat in another life.

    So, I'm in the shower getting ready to wash my hair when I realize I still have my sunglasses on!

    Andee

  • BeautifulGarbage
    BeautifulGarbage

    LOL @ Jesika!

    You explained it much better than me!

  • Jesika
    Jesika

    LOL @ BG

    SO BG, do you remember what she put of his in the toilet????????

    Thanks everyone for sharing those "special" moments!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Keep em coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jes

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Once I was in a rush to get back home. When I stopped in the driveway I turned off the engine and went to remove the key... but it wouldn't budge!!!

    I pulled and twisted and tugged... nothing.

    Then I though I would try to restart the car... nothing!!! It was DEAD.

    I was getting seriously pissed pulling and twisting and yanking on the key... it just would not come out.

    Then I notieced that I had left the car in Drive before turning it off.

    I put the car in Park and WALLA, the key came right out.

    Edited by - Elsewhere on 20 December 2002 20:8:17

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