Farkel:
An alternative interpretation is that the WTS wants to cash in before there is a drop in real estate values in these uncertain times. And their "brush with Armageddon" on 9/11 may have frightened the Baboon Class (Gibbering "kind").
But you could ALWAYS clean my TOILET! LOL! (I love that bit you did about that!)
Well, the URL will not work, but:
Want to spend eternity with the jWs? Or even a thousand years? NO WAY!!!
Take a peek into the Orwellian World of the Jehovah's Witlesses - God's
ONLY People (they claim), the CHOSEN ONES (they claim) - and basically the
ONLY ONES (hangers-on included here) who have a chance of surviving the
terrible Armageddon their depraved monster of a "JehoooBAH Gawd" is going
to imminently land on mankind - killing 6,000,000,000 people, including
2,000,000,000 kids while so doing (errm, they claim). These "spiritual
beings" sure get their jollies from this, don't they? ;-)
I am told you can surf on down to:
http://discussion.witnesses.net/Forum34/HTML/002073.html
and read the thread "What [to] do if...". It is really rich, so don't miss
it. First some poor innocent jDub indulges in a bit of innocent
post-slaughter speculation:
"In the way the New World is depicted in our magazines, it seemed that
were somehow bound to be animal-loving farmers. I have never ever had any
wish to be a farmer and honestly I am not a great lover of animals either,
I mean I have no wish to have a dog or cat or whatever".
Predictably braindead responses th this include comments on "how to train
the lion not to tease your dog" (yes, exactly that - the kooky things they
believe is unbelievable. Remember "higher education" is from Satan, the
Watchtower maintained, so it is not surprising..)
"I can't imagine we'll be just farming all day long" (heh - no, you'll be
cleaning toilets - read on)
"About the gardening bit, friends, you have a 1,000 years to learn & also
to get used to it. Who will make the beautiful park or garden? That other
guy? Look, the first 500 years are the worst; after that - a breeze." (well
- almost half a wit).
Then a smarter one with: "You know what? Mankind can imitate anything.
We can swim, we can sail, we can climb, we can breathe under water, we can
fly, we can exit the atmosphere, we can communicate audibly and visually
thousands of miles apart, we can do anything that another species of
creature can do. Do you really think it logical that we will go backwards
and not utilise these gifts from Jehovah? Yep, we may have the land and the
animals and the crops...but there will be a cellular phone and video
somewhere too, and Ill be flying in your new machine from Hawaii in my
environmentally friendly aircraft ". (At last some common-sense and
hunor - after all, if God gave us brains, were they intended to be wasted?)
Now the response - from a JEHOVAH'S WITNESS WITNET FORUM *MODERATOR* (in
other forums) to this was the viciously cruel:
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
No smiley, nothing. What an unspiritual, hateful thing to say. There had
been no insult given to him, or mention made of him, anywhere in the thread
(or anywhere else I could find).
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
A true advertisement for GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE - hahahahahaha!!!!!
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
Fancy living for a thousand years with someone like that in authority..
must make "Paradise Earth" a lot less desirable to most thinking JDubs.
Sure he'll change - sure. Just look at the demon photo. No words needed.
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
I wonder if that is what JDubs really face on their precious "Paradise
Earth" (after the forces of law and order and civilization - errrm us -
have all been slaughtered by dear old Jehovah)
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
Why does reading this make me think of Watchtower ex-President "Booze"
Rutherford's infamous attempt to hitch the Jehovah's Witnesses to the
Hitler's Nazi Party? Don't believe me? I'll quote from their own 1934
yearbook - my comments in square brackets. By this time Hitler had been in
power for a few years and the Jew-baiting and Jew-beating and ghettoization
policies of the Nazis were well under way. Not to mention that Hitler had
published his infamous "Mein Kampf", setting out his whole racist ideology
and genocidal masterplan ten years earlier, and this book had huge
worldwide circulation... But this is what the Jehovah's Witnesses planned:
"'Declaration of Facts'.. The greatest and the most oppressive empire on
earth is the Anglo-American empire. By that is meant the British Empire, of
which the United States of America forms a part. It has been the commercial
Jews of the British-American empire that have built up and carried on Big
Business as a means of exploiting and oppressing the peoples of many
nations. This fact particularly applies to the cities of London and New
York, the stronghold of Big Business. This fact is so manifest in America
that there is a proverb concerning the city of New York which says: The
Jews own it, the Irish Catholics rule it, and the Americans pay the bills..
The present [Nazi] government of Germany has declared emphatically against
Big Business oppressors and in opposition to the wrongful religious
influence in the political affairs of the nations. Such is exactly our
position.. Instead of being against the principles advocated by the
government of [Nazi] Germany, we stand squarely for such principles, and
point out that Jehovah God through Christ Jesus will bring about the full
realization of these principles .. [We] are fighting for the same high,
ethical goals and ideals that the national [Nazi] German Reich proclaimed
regarding the relationship of man to God .. there are no opposing views ..
but that, to the contrary, respecting the purely religious and apolitical
goals .. these are in complete harmony with .. the [Nazi] National
Government of the German Reich.. A careful examination of our books and
literature will disclose the fact that the very high ideals held and
promulgated by the present national [Nazi] government are set forth in and
endorsed and strongly emphasized in our publications and show that Jehovah
God will see to it that these high ideals in due time will be attained by
all persons who love righteousness.. Let us remind the government and the
people of Germany, that it was the League of Nations compact that laid upon
the shoulders of the German people the great unjust and unbearable burdens.
That the League of Nations compact was not brought forth by the friends of
Germany." {YEARBOOK OF THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES 1934 p134-8}
Of course the "revisionists" have done their best to explain away this
highly damaging fact about the chosen Faithful and Discreet Slave.. Thirty
years the Watchtower dishonestly misrepresented their position with
"Shortly after the United States was plunged into World War II [December
1941], information on this Nazi plan was gleaned from seized Nazi
documents.. This plan aimed at a Nazi world order that Hitler, if
successful in World War II, would mercilessly enforce upon the world and
mankind". What a farce. Of course the Watchtower are attempting to make out
they had no clue as to what was happening in Germany in 1934 - especially
to Jews, Gypsies, Mentally Ill people and intellectuals, notwithstanding
'Mein Kampf' or all the press reports or the widespread immigration of
German Jews into the US or the reports from local jWs... No... The rest of
the world knew that Germany was not a place to be for freedom loving people
or "undesirables" - but the Watchtower offered the Nazis the assistance of
Jehovah in attaining their ideals.
Now back to:
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
Good upbuilding material (what the author is forever calling for focus
upon). I am not exactly sure why I was minded of the jW-Nazi linkup.
Probably because authoritarianism and uncalled-for rudeness and arrogance
and obvious utter contempt for another shows so clearly with:
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
Yadirf, mark well your spiritual brother!
Shocking then that the perpetrator (on March 2, 2000) of this OUTRAGE never
even apologized or came close to it. I waited for two whole weeks for him
to do so before giving vent to this. No - far from apologize; while I
waited, other outrages and demoniac transgressions followed - click on his
profile (next to his 'toilet'), follow his posts and you will soon see what
I mean. In his mind, his target may have been either an apostate
infiltrator ("a vomit-eating dog", soon to become dogmeat at Armageddon
according to the jW's idiotic, God-demeaning beliefs and therefore worthy
of nothing but hate and contempt) or a weak "sheep" (good jW theocratic
term) available to do slave work after Armageddon. Or something else. Who
knows. I am sure glad I do not live inside that kind of a "mind" ;-)
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
The frightened jWs did not even protest at this outrageous insult. They
just sort of side-stepped it. After all, God's People are United (LOL!!!)
This was a MODERATOR person writing, note. Could he be the "mad padlocker"
(clearly some term that has special hidden technical meaning, understood by
at least two wise ones?)
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
Ask yourself - what sort of a person could write that? 100 seconds in the
company of such a truly uncaring a one sounds too long for me - so
300,000,000 times longer than that must sound like Hell...
Actually, God might be quite smart. We all get killed at Armageddon and go
to Heaven. The jWs are left on earth with each other as punishment for
their wickedness.... ;-) LOL!
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
Check it out at
http://discussion.witnesses.net/Forum34/HTML/002073.html
Good Jehovah's Witnesses policy. What they don't like you to see and what
really lies behind their Great Lie...
Now in a post a couple of days ago I listed 260+ Classes into which the
crazy Watchtower has subdivided people - looking just at the reign of their
first President Russell. If I were to modernize it I can see I would have
to add to the existing First Class of jWs (anointed) and Second Class of
jWs (others, sorry, no heaven, no access to Christ) which anyway was going
to have a hundred subdivisions, there is a
Toilet-cleaning Class of jW
Charming people, these Watchtowerites.....
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
Hilariously, the story gets better. Unknown to virtually all on Witnet, I
have been assisting them by providing fine spiritual food at at the
appropriate time using non-angelic (but "angelic") non-inspired (but
inspiring) and "prophetic" (but not prophetic) channelling... (all
hilarious jW magic words). To my horror, this has caused dissension amongst
God's united people. I think the slow realization that one's such as I
exist deeply within the breast of mother is more than some of these
confused people can take... ;-))
Ah well... such is life. Even for the toilet cleaners (myself included!).
Certain things were caused to happen in a certain way with Jah's help
(that's my poodle's name) and the next we know is that we have:
http://discussion.witnesses.net/Forum34/HTML/002201.html
Which is UNMISSABLE.
Topic: Are you mixing in company with these...
Now, the same dork, who thinks it is fine to abuse his "Brother" with no
cause whatsoever with filth like:
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
has found that the power he was claiming (shutting all sorts of threads as
soon as there was a whiff of anything he did not like .. which left little
remaining - LOL) via the "New Direction" sub-version of "New Light", was -
ahem - subject to "Sic transit gloria mundi"... ;-)
I shall draw a veil over other occurrences, for the time is not yet ripe
for it. So a quote must suffice (same dork):
".. 1Cor 5:11 'But now I am writing you to quit mixing in company with
anyone called a brother that is a fornicator or a greedy person or an
idolater or a REVILER or a drunkard or an extortioner, not even eating with
such a man. Look up the Synonyms. {vituperate, scold}. A reviler openly
criticizes or spreads negative information about. Publicly debating and
name calling has been the nature of the day in the 'Main Forum'. [..]
Brothers and Sisters this is not how we have been admonished to act. From
this point forward I am not mixing in the company of these...are you?"
Of course this said he could hardly add more (after all he was no longer
mixing in the company.. ;-) ). Not to worry, another (who has since seen the light) said:
"FYI, this is [..] about people who are reading our words and posting about
it elsewhere. We have been getting lots of hate mail and apostate email
lately."
Presumably from the Toilet-Cleaners' Union's lawyers? Hardly surprising if
the perp writes in such an arrogant, un-Christian way... LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! And fails to apologize humbly (or at all).
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
"Our friends have informed us that focus [has] been mentioned on other
web sites."
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
"Does anybody want to remember to keep your senses? We are supposed to be
brothers and sisters, not pot stirrers. We are supposed to show love."
Typical BRAINDEAD jW IDIOCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The very statement comprises pot-stirring!!!!!!!!
Also, lots of "show love" and "keep[ing] your senses" in what the perp had
written two weeks earlier:
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
And now we come to the crux. What is important to this creature "of God":
Keeping the divisions private. Out of public view. So the public can get
taken in at the door by all the "the happiest people in the world" crap?
But .. Honesty and integrity? Oh sorry I forgot:
"a lie [is] a false statement by one to another one who is entitled to hear
and to know the truth, and which false statement tends to work injury to
the other" {RICHES 1936 p177, a Watchtower publication} [Doctrine often
repeated since, see my sig for quotes in proof - so it is NOT a lie even if
it is false, unless the recipient was entitled to hear the truth AND not
hearing it did him harm]
And I somehow don't think "the likes of apostates" are included amongst
those who have a right to hear the truth (whether or not we are done harm
by this). Strange that when we look up the dictionary the dear perp uses THREE
times in just one post (mainly to add insult, suggesting those who oppose
him are less than literate - quite funny actually, given the nature of some
of his earlier "efforts" ;-) ) for the word "lie" we get:
http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=lie
"lie n.
A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood.
Something meant to deceive or give a wrong impression."
Nothing about whether the recipient is entitled to hear it and other
qualifications.... LOL!
Do tell the perp to look it up... ;-)
Ah but the next statement gives the whole game away ..
"Then the likes of the apostates would not get their jollies over the
goings on at Wit.net."
;-)
Please look up "hypocrisy" somewhere, this is how the perp does it:
http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=hypocrisy
and check out the Greek translation for:
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
And before any of you classify me as an Apostate - even by the demented and
God-insulting WTBTS definition - I'm not one. I am still amongst you ..
philia, my brothers and sisters. Perhaps one day I may have the pleasure of
disfellowshipping you .. ;-)
Damage control then steps in to the thread.
And as for Witnet, though they revile and hate us - you can almost see the
foam there among the words I've quoted.. we should pray for these poor lost
souls (or if you don't believe in God, just wish them freedom for the
"self" (lol))... they need all the help they can get. Oh, and:
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
Do you think this couple is just a rare example of "bad association"?
Hardly. Such demonstrated arrogance and contempt for others is found all
over the place in "God's Organization" (LOL! LOL!). Not surprising where
there is NO charity outside, there is precious little inside too...
In the same thread, yet another so called "moderator" (God help us from the
immoderates, then) pipes in with "Thanks [..] you make a wonderful point as
always. [..] as of now, I'll have to agree with [the one who tells another
he is but fit to be his toilet cleaner in the New Order, with no smiley]
I'm not 'mixing in company' with these ones any longer either.".. Wow. You
see how deep this mindset goes.. LOL! This one sides with the one who
insults others with:
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
Even more absurd is if you surf to
http://discussion.witnesses.net/Forum34/HTML/002187.html
where you find the same "moderator" who 24 hours and 13 minutes earlier had
written "thank you .. you have provided Jehovah's Witnesses from all over
the world a place to go to and associate safely with other Witnesses --
you've done a wonderful job .. I am fully confident that all changes made
to this site are positive and for in everyone's best interests"
In the confused Cultic world, with rapidly flashing and crazily flickering
New Light overturning doctrines every now and again, and shunning
everywhere (not for believeing the wrong thing, but for believing the right
thing too early because Jehovah was too slow and you ran ahead of God -
LOL!), such turnabouts are common. The successful theocrat has to be a
gymnast. Check out "Animal Farm" for "doublethink" and "blackwhite" and it
soons becomes clearer.... ;-)
The Watchtower and the Creed of the Jehovah's Witnesses is a SHAM and a
LIE and a FRAUD and a SCANDAL and a DAMNED OUTRAGE from start to finish.
Which is not to forget:
"You could always clean my toilet. I HATE doing that...LOL"
Loyal 2nd class JDubs, see what awaits you in Paradise-Club-JehooBah!! A
New Direction - right down the toilet.
The most amusing thing is - a band of them on Witnut have started a "what
color is my toilet bowl" thread in quiet protest at their fascist-like
overlords...
"Beloved ones, do not believe every inspired expression, but test the
inspired expression to see whether they originate with God, because many
false prophets have gone forth into the world." {1 John 4:1, NWT}
Merry Christmas, Farkel and all!
--
Focus
(Toilet-Cleaning Class)
