Why on earth do boys..............................

by Jesika 70 Replies latest jw friends

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  SheilaM

  Jesika:

  My daughter is a champion belcher my son and hubby are really bad about it, ya know my hubby never FARTED once before we married.

  Thought I'd share this story;

  We were watching the Robyn Williams movie when he plays a little boy and lights his farts. We were in my bedroom watching it with my son, my husband gets the butane lighter and tells my son to turn off the light I thought he would catch the house on fire LOL It was akin to a Dragon belching flames OMGOD we laughed until I thought I would hurl, sick but a time to remember.
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  Yizuman

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  Geri Halliwell in new booze battle. Geri goes to Alcoholic Anonymous FOOTBALL: BAGGIES HIT BY KEVIN AND HELL FOOTBALL: KEVIN AND HELL FOR SAD ALBION FOOTBALL: GERRARD TO KOP BAN FOR DERBY 'VIOLENCE' FOOTBALL: NO KID, THIS GENIUS WAYNES SUPREME! FOOTBALL: MCCLAREN REF STORM AS DUBLIN SNEAKS IT THE PREMIERSHIP FOOTBALL: LAST-SECOND JO KICKS CATS FOOTBALL: GIVE 'EM A BREAK! CITY 4M RAY BID! SPORT ON TV SPORT ON TV: TELLY TALK: YEAR WE GO WITH THE GOOD, BAD AND THE UGLY

  Sheesh, kids!
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  OUTLAW

  Good Lord!! A thread about Farting?..Obviosly another fluff thread,LOL!!...OUTLAW
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  LizardSnot

  Jesika,
  My daughters are 10 and 12...and think that farting and burping contests are the funniest thing since Dumb and Dumber.
  Where did I go wrong? *leans to one side for a second...
  I have no idea where they got it *shrugs
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  ESTEE

  LMAO at Animal's cartoon!

  Also, my brothers (and I have six of them . . . dang!) did the "light up the farts" thing.

  Very weird.

  Men are from Mars, I hear.

  Sis,

  ESTEE
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  Jesika

  Damn I thought this thread died already--

  LOL @ outlaw

  Lizard-------they are beautiful, too bad they like to be smelly---LOL j/k

  My sister and I never got into the "contests". I don't know, I guess it just depends on the person.

  Sheila, my roommate told me he did that too and lost some ummmmmm hair in that area--LOL and he still thought it was funny. sheesh.

  You guys crack me up!

  Jesika
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  Solace

  Jes, I am dying! So funny!

  My husband is very private. I never hear him fart, let alone smell it. I dont know how he manages this since we have been married 13 years. His family is also very polite and well mannered. My 11 year old daughter and I are also very modest and reserved. I believe some things just arent meant to be shared, ya know?

  Then one day my son was born.

  I love him but he is the rudest, most obnoxious person I have ever met in my entire life. Sometimes I cant believe he is mine. Not only does he make himself burp until he nearly pukes when we are in public, he will fart, make rude comments, and pick his nose in front of girls just to get a reaction out of them. If people dont react, he will wipe it on them.

  I have found that the best thing to do is IGNORE...........

  The more attention he gets, the more he does it.

  BTW, it is funny. I dont dare tell him that though.

  Simon,

  I would KILL you if I was Angarhed!

  You just totally told everyone that she farts! OMG, you would be SO dead if you were my man!!!

  P.S. Dont you know we ladies never fart or burp?

  Why do you think we get so bitchy? tehe
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  Yizuman

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  Yizuman

  Can't hear these too well even when I had my headphones on cranked up full, I heard some farting sounds that I thought it was funny...others I can't make out at all.
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  omiecoop

  This is the funniest thread that I have ever read on this forum! You guys kill me! My funniest fart story concerns my goddaughter when she was about two--she was sitting in the living room floor playing when all of a sudden, nature just kind of took a swipe at her--she hiccuped and farted at the same time!!! She jumped straight up--it scared the crap out of her, then she looked at me like "What in the hell did you do to me!!!" You had to be there, but it was by far, the funniest fart I have ever witnessed in my entire life!

  My advice about the boys--ignore it if you can, if not--take away one hour of video games(or something equally important to him for every fart you smell. I found that denial of a child's favorite things works great, and you don't have to hurt anything but their feelings.