Oh my god, you guys!
Some Jehovahs Witnesses just came to my house--and of course my latest strategy is to hide and let someone else answer the door, or not answer the door at all. Well, my younger brother is home from his first semester at college and he just happened to be near the door when they came knocking...
I heard them preaching to him, and I knew trouble was on the way...
He feigned interest, took their magazines, and lit them on fire right in front of them!