Thanks, johnny. One brother did suggest I could come to the hall during my "running from both ends" period. I said sure if he was willing to clean up the vomit and sh*t from the KH carpet when I didn't make it to the restroom in time. That shut him up because it is the appointed privilege of the sisters to clean up all vomit and sh*t from the carpet.
Based on the lack of commenting at the meetings and the ones who do only repeat what is in the paragraph, the minds of most JWs are far away thinking of what they are going to say to and do with their friends after the meeting.
Blondie (who would rather be healthy and miss the meetings)