by minimus 75 Replies latest jw friends
Name Something Positive About Being A Witness
They save a lot of money! No presents for anything! - My parents have made a small fortune over the last 30 years.....no uni fees, no Xmas`s, easter, etc......when you add it all up they would have saved a fortune..no wonder they are doing so well.....
Farkel you get you're face in Everything...sheeesssshhhh
I learned how to have sex, with an elders daughter.
If I never had been a JW, I would have never come to this board or met so many cool ex-JW people! Ex-JWs are the absolute best, they rock!
Wow, Liberty. Profound words.
Thanks.
*****
'how to use a highlighter'
LOL (blush)
Edited by - Dia on 18 January 2003 6:1:4
No jury duty?
mac
I learnt how to speak with absolute strangers on a variety of subjects.
What's cool about being a Witness is that you CAN'T give Christmas or birthday presents but you CAN accept them.
I learned how to lie with a smile on my face and be very convincing
Being a witness kept me from shooting my parents.
Blondie
