Tres and ex, tell us more. But let's not get to the climax just yet, please.
What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like?
by minimus 162 Replies latest jw friends
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TR
"Nice set of bound volumns, sister Hottie."
"Is that a rolled-up 1911 Watchtower magazine, or are you just glad to see me, brother Buck-toothed Fool."
TR
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Big Tex
WARNING: This story is rated NC-17 (no chance at 17)
“It’s too big.”, she said.
“Please?”, he said.
“It won’t fit. It’s too thick.”
“I’ll go slow.”
“Here, let me help.”
She slipped her long, delicate fingers around the object of her desire and guided it toward its goal. She gasped as she felt a bump. Slowly she inserted a finger and began to work it deeper and deeper.
“It’s stuck”, he said, “I’m going to give one hard push.”
“No!”, she cried, “Please don’t.”
“I can’t wait any longer.”
She smelled his musky scent. She felt dizzy in his manly aura and succumbed to his overpowering presence. She cried out and then gave a low moan as he found his target and gave one last push.
“You’re bleeding.”
He wiped a small tear from her eye.
“It’ll be okay.” he reassured her tenderly.
“I know, but I had to wedge my finger into the door jam to get the magazine to fit. This is the third Not-At-Home on this block.”
“Yes, but it makes the time go easier. In fact I’ve almost made my time for the month.”
She gazed up at him admiringly.
“Oh my. Really?”
He looked down at her and hesitated. Dare he? Should he? Was it right?
“Can we … would you,” he hesitated, fumbling for the right word.
“Ask me.” she implored, “Just ask me, please!”
“Don’t you think it’s time for a break?” he finally blurted out.
“Oh yes. Yes! Take me. Take me now!”
He thought she had never looked so radiant.
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minimus
You guys are such good writers! See what the Theocratic Ministry School can do for a person!
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TresHappy
Hilary did her best to act normal, if one could act that way. She saw him walk in and shake the hands of a few elders (must be in good standing if he’s shaking their hands) and found a seat a few rows behind her. Hilary and David’s eyes locked on each other and both were obviously in like at first sight. Annie whispered, “he’s adorable, where did you find him?” “He doesn’t look like the type to use a buy one get one free coupon on the first date.” Hilary laughed; Annie always had the greatest remarks about everything. The music ended and everyone sat down to hear the talk, although Hilary was too busy think about HIM. David, trying to remain the ever-cool guy, only glanced at Hilary during the meeting. It’s a good thing Hilary’s elder father was up front, or surely he’d have a ton of questions and be over to investigate what “that boy” was doing in HIS daughter’s Kingdom Hall. The talk ended and the song began before the Watchtower study. Annie looked back and noticed that David had gotten up during the break. “Hilary, here’s your chance to see him.” “Maybe you can slip out for a few minutes and small talk.” “It’s worth a shot, most guys that good looking are gay.” Again, Hilary laughed at her friend’s remarks and indeed got up from her seat. Standing in the foyer, David was talking to some other people but quickly made his way over to Hilary. “Hi, Hilary, I wish I had arrived earlier to the meeting, but I got lost along the way.” “You look wonderful today, how have you been doing?” Hilary’s heart was going a mile a minute when she said, “David, “I’ve been doing great, and it’s really good to see you here this morning.” David said “That was a really good talk, very timely for this system of things.” Hilary didn’t a remember a word of it, but managed a yes and quickly changed the subject. David said to Hilary “I’d really like to work out in service with your congregation this week.” Hilary managed another few words before having to gasp for air “Well, I am out a few times a week, my long day is Wednesday, I stay out for about 6 hours.” “Great, you want to work in service on Wednesday?” Hilary noticed how quickly service changed from the entire to congregation to just her. Hilary quickly agreed and said in perfect Jehovah’s Witness fashion “That’s great, but I work out in a car group with a bunch of elderly ladies, would that be O.K.?” David didn’t seem to mind. Hilary would have worked out in service with Public Enemy #1 just to be around David. At this point, David smiled and said “Great, hope to see you Wednesday, I have to leave, got to be a work in a ½ hour.” Hilary tried not to look too disappointed but did manage a question, “By the way David, what do you do?” David smiled “I work for the airlines, you know all that manual work no one likes but it pays great because we’re in a union.” Hilary thought this guy’s got a real job, with benefits and everything. Surely, her Dad couldn’t use that as a strike against him in his “Do you measure up” list that he meticulously kept in his brain. He walked out the door and into the parking lot and poof, as fast as he was there, he was gone. Hilary sat back in her seat and Annie smiled “Well, did you talk to him, what does he do…” Annie peppered her with questions but Hilary said “after the meeting Annie..” Annie then came back at her…”well Hilary, when’s the wedding?”
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SYN
XJW gets my vote for "Person Most Likely To Be Moderated This Week"!
You've gotta admit that was a truly side-splitting Onion article tho. Hehehe.
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wednesday
If the lover-husband will take his wife on his knee, and with her head buried on his shoulder and while she is still fully dressed, gently caress her with his fingers, and perhaps bring about an orgasm (probably the first she has ever had), he will be introducing her to an ecstatic experience that she will certainly never forget. He will be demonstrating his own
that is actually sort of hot
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wednesday
Treshappy,
are u going to finish the story? Or did i miss it?
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Farkel
: What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like?
There's already been one written, and it was written by Da Judge himself, 62 years ago in 1941. Rutherford wrote this book shortly before he died of a condition (to put it delicately) that was most appropriate to the way he lived his life.
This masterpiece of literature was called "Children." It is a fascinating romance novel of love, mystery, suspense and intrigue. John and Eunice are the protaganists and are madly in love. Then they discover the Gospel According to St. Rutherford. After weaving through a maze of types and antitypes, massive cosmic battles for Universal supremacy, "Rutherford Based(tm)" doctrine, Satanic governments and religions all conspiring against the Gospel According to St. Rutherford, they finally discover Universal truth.
They decide that mere and totally normal romantic love between a man and a woman is not nearly as important as selling the Gospel According to St. Rutherford. With many tears and sadness, they go their separate ways to sell books full-time for the rest of their lives.
Seven years ago at age 80, after 54 years of Special Pioneering, John became so feeble he was admitted to a rest home by the state of Michigan. He died alone and lonely recently as no one from his former congregation came to visit him, and since he never married, he had no children, grand children or great grandchildren to comfort him in his final years. The Watchtower is planning to write a story about his life in their service in the hopes that it will encourage more young people to follow his "fine" example.
Eunice contracted malaria in Africa forty years ago, while serving as a missionary. She died due to lack of proper medical treatment. The Watchtower Corporation arranged for the Country where she served to pay for her burial expenses.
It's a great romance novel, JW style.
Farkel
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minimus
TRES, let's skip the service arrangements and get to the nitty-gritty. Be like Farkel, please.