What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like?
by minimus 162 Replies latest jw friends
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franklin J
HILARIOUS!
these are all great! Only within our little "clique" would anyone really appreciate this humour!
Personally,. I like them all!
I have a true one: my cousin converted to JW when he graduated dental school and was snatched up by Bethel to be their dentist ( this was 25 years ago) . He met a beautiful girl who was a borderliine JW, and she was engaged to a well known rock star, who was not a JW. The rock star evidently really loved this girl because he offered to convert to her religion to please her. She fell hard for the dentist though, because he was " already established in the Truth, a bethel man, a doctor" etc, etc. She dropped the rock star ( he was not in the Truth, you see " and was just converting for me to marry him") and married the newly baptized Bethelite dentist. Happily ever after?
25 years later, the rock star is very famous ( having had many beautiful women, I am sure) , the dentist and his wife are still in the Truth ( he is an Elder) and the two of them look really miserable with each other.
Frank
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franklin J
treshappy
Can you publish this? I know some publishers in NYC who would be interested...all non JW!
frank
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TresHappy
I am having trouble posting...I have more to post but for some reason it won't let me. Perhaps I have a command in my word processor that's doing it.
I'll be in NY next week....perhaps I'll meet with my publisher for lunch - lol!
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TresHappy
Still having trouble posting...I'll try again later.
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minimus
Tres, I hope it ain't the demons.
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ApagaLaLuz
Damn, I'm anxiously awaiting the hot sexy fornication part. Bring it on baby
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TresHappy
Perhaps it is the demons. I am going to the ex JW conference in PA and I am writing a JW romance with Hilary getting oh so horny. The demons must be working overtime on Hilary...
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franklin J
OH!...the demons.....! LOL (hysterical!)
I just love it!!!!!
frank
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Badger
Hey, Tres...
just reminding you...Hillary is still waitin' to make a cherry sundae...we don't wanna miss it...