What about a miniature horse or fallabella?
The Miniature PonyMiniature ponies, also known as Fallabellas were bred by the fallabella family originaly. they MUST be under 34 inches.
A lot are quiet but every now and then you get a tempremental horse.
Miniature ponies, because they're so short and fat are prone to founder, it is best to minimise their intake of fresh lush green grass put they need some. miniatures can be very lazy so they need plenty of excerscice.
They come in just about every colour. I suggest you see what it is like to have one, they're just like big puppies!
Size: 34 inches or underPrice Range : $50-$3000
Or a goat, get a baby one and they train real good, the Anglo Nubians are gorgeous.
Hermit Crab?