Yearbook 2016
Dear Kingdom Publisher,
Have you looked at the worldwide report for M'Baaataland? This tiny landlocked African territory had a 100% increase in the year!
Just note the thrilling bountiful thrilling blessings that were to be had when two Special Pioneers in South Africa were asked to serve where the need is greater. Mike O'Loony says "The increase was happifying indeed! We were reassigned as regular pioneers which meant we could serve shoulder to shoulder with the local brother and sister on equal terms without such a title as "Special". Now there has been a 100% increase and instead of two there are four worshipers of Jehovah serving here." How thrilling!
Have you been wondering about the increase in partakers at the memorial? As we don't know which partakers are real, real loony or just plain cuckoo we won't publish the figures of the partakers anymore. Are we not thrilled and happified at the discretion and faithfulness of the faithful and discreet slave? We surely are!
How thrilled blah blah blah blah ...
Your ever loving
Governing Body