by wifibandit 80 Replies latest watchtower bible
Absolutely laughable....
"During the last days, Jehovah has
continued to select those who will make
up the 144,000.[2] If he chooses to wait
until late into that period to select some
for that privilege, who are we to question?"
read: if he chooses them late, not to be overlappers, not to be of "this generation" who are we--?
Study material for March.. leading up to Memorial. The unwritten message is " Do not partake because we think new partakers are nuts or promoting themselves for their own advantage."
Across the two articles there were a couple of LOL moments for me.
"nor did they merely want to explore some new frontier in heaven. "
Written by a Star Trek fan, I presume...
This pic:
"Therefore, it would be embarrassing for those with a heavenly calling if others were to give them undue praise or attention. Worse still, if they received special treatment, anointed Christians might find it difficult to remain humble. "
(Except for us who put ourselves on the telly every month!)
I just read the official quote again, LOL!!
They admit to posting statistics that are not accurate.
GB: We have pretty much been printing Yearbooks with BS statistics. Sure, it's from Jeehoober, but take it with a grain of salt. Then add Tequila and some lime. Oh yeah, STFU, contribute $$$$, and....whatever the hell."
DD
Angel speaking with Jehovah: Father the count for partakers as of today xxxxx number.
Jehovah: I don't care if 143999 are partaking, not one of those nut job will be sitting next to me.
That picture of JWs fawning over an "anointed" one....PUKE!!!!!
I believe that the powers behind the WTBTS have decided that the current GB need to go. They were forced to put the GB in the spotlight as part of the rebranding process. There's a problem: The GB are an freaking embarrassment! To my knowledge, Sanderson is the only GB member who hasn't been recoded saying or doing something watchtarded; and that's only because he hasn't lived long enough.
Just imagine the next year or two. What kind of heat will the WTBTS be under because of pedophilia, or Charitable status?! What else will be leaked to the Internet? Isn't this the perfect time for the holy GB to retire to the completed Warwick project because they are so humble, and so embarrassed by the attention they receive from the R&F?? After all, they need to devote themselves to prayer, and everything else, in the words of Geoffrey Jackson, the other stuff, "Is not my field."
This latest WT has essential provided 3 essential cult teachings that will help the WTBTS downsize, go paperless, and roll their trolley carts to 2034 and beyond.
1) Jehoober will be choosing more anointed in these later days.
2) The R&F should STFU about it.
3) The R&F should not partake.
4) The R&F should view any new partakerrs who are not on JWTV as mentally and emotionally disturbed.
5) The R&F are disturbing the GB with their adoration.
( Maybe that's why TOMO looks like shit these days? He's just so humble, and he misses devoting himself to prayer. It's just that these God damned R&F always need some shit done, or want an autographed Bible, FFS!!!!)
You heard it here first! The GB helpers will be promoted to GB members while the old crew are retired to Warwick. That's what's happening. They have become a liability. The stress of the spotlight, which was necessary for the continued life of the cult, is the perfect cover to shit-can these wackos.
DD
Did I say, "3"?? I meant "5 teachings." LOL!!! Evidently I'm qualified to be on the GB! I can't keep the numbers straight!!
DD
@DD -".....My brain wants to be friends with your brain."
I don't think I'm ready to go the Vulcan mind meld just yet.
LOL!! Point taken. That's serious business.
DD 😁
