I am face to face with a JW every morning, and I make sure to give him a BIG KISS. But I am pretty sure this is not what you mean. I have very little contact with other JW's, and for some reason they (and Mormons) go running as soon as I open my mouth. All I have managed to utter so far is a firm "No Thank You."
When my honey goes off on his wicked world rant, I rant back, "Really? You mean like Fred and Harriet next door? The ones that pulled our car out of the ditch in twenty below weather at the dead of midnight? Do you mean to say Fred and Harriet are evil and wicked and doomed for death? Really? Or how about Concerned Mama who sent over the big plate of chocolate chip cookies as a thank you? Do you think she is hopelessly wicked? I don't find the world so bad. What about ice cream and chocolate and steak and baseball and sunny days?"