What's Your Standard Riposte When You Come Face To Face With A JW?

by Englishman 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    I was just recalling the first few years when I was a well known apostate dub, a man of the world, an outcast to be shunned!

    Back then, when I was still a familiar sight, before new dubs who did not recognise me came on the scene, I would often be ignored whilst in town shopping or even whilst imbibing a quick half in the pub.

    I quickly realised that there wasn't much satisfaction in being on the receiving end of a snub, or, as H.G. Wells so splendidly described it in "Kipps": "Cut! Egad!"

    So I had a couple of witty ripostes to hand so that no-one who snubbed me would ever want to openly do it again. Leastwise it gave me a small measure of satisfaction to see the confusion at my affrontery. These were:

    * For an overt snub: "So you're still subservient to Brooklyn then!". They hate that, they really do.

    ** To the person who apologises for not speaking to me: "That's OK, we're all trying to do what is right before God". They hate that too, because you have jumped out of your Satanic pigeon-hole and taken the moral high ground.

    ***Finally, there is the person who says: "I don't mind talking to you even if you are disfellowshipped". To that one I have replied that as they are JW's, I do mind talking to them, please go away.

    So, what's your standard reply if you find yourself nose to nose with an active JW?

    Englishman.

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Egads Eman, almost a Minimus type inquiry there, though he probably dosen't know what the word riposte means.

    I borrowed this from Way Gooder 64.......

    " Your're still not in that God Damned goofy religion are you ? "

  • Latte
    Latte

    Loved em' all E-man!

    I'm still working on this one - I will def. try some of those! LOL

    Excellent!

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    Good post, E-man!

    It goes something like this:

    He: Hello, I'm calling on some of your neighbours today to talk about the increase in wars, crime...but the BIBLE says...

    Me: That's great! In fact I have a friend who is trapped in a mind-controlling cult, and perhaps you could help me with a few tips on how to get him out of it?

    He: Well that is terrible! Sure I will help you!...

    Me: Come in, let me tell you about this cult...

    He: Would love to help...

    Me: Well, you see, this cult...(describe the WatchtowerCult in detail, without actually mentioning the WBTS)...do you think that is bad?

    He: Sounds TERRIBLE, AN ATROCITY and a CULT!

    Me: Well, what religion do you belong to?

    He: I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses!

    I think you can guess the rest.......!

    Spanner

  • truthseeker1
    truthseeker1

    I said this a couple of times: "I know you are told that you can't talk to me. I know you can get into trouble just by being seen having a brief conversation with me. I don't want all that trouble brought down on you, so I won't initiate any conversations with you."

    Makes them feel stupid that an adult can get into trouble for just talking to someone and that they believe that crap.

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Sabine posted this answer in the " When Elders ask how are ya doin...thread. And I thought it was terrific. Hope she dosen't mind me sneaking it in here.

    "Well the bad news is I won't be living forever in paradise, but the good news is I won't be dying at Armageddon"!
  • Scully
    Scully

    When I realize I'm about to be shunned, I rush up to them and give them a great big HUG and say "Wow! It's so great to see you!! I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm so busy and my job is fantastic, I have to rush off now. Tell everyone I said hello!"

    Love, Scully

  • mustang
    mustang

    Go away.

    GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!

    (they usually either stand there or TRY TO OVERCOME THE OBJECTION!!!)

    Mustang

  • berylblue
    berylblue
    Good post, E-man!

    It goes something like this:

    He: Hello, I'm calling on some of your neighbours today to talk about the increase in wars, crime...but the BIBLE says...

    Me: That's great! In fact I have a friend who is trapped in a mind-controlling cult, and perhaps you could help me with a few tips on how to get him out of it?

    He: Well that is terrible! Sure I will help you!...

    Me: Come in, let me tell you about this cult...

    Spanner, you really do this? This is great. Would you mind posting more details? I, as you know, have a problem thinking and need help to formulate such strategies. What of the WTS policies would you use to tell the JWs about this terrible cult?

    Thanks,
    Rosemarie

  • kls
    kls

    I can't even look at them,i have so much hate that when they come to my door (if they dare ) i just start to shake and say GET.Their smiles are so faked it is only for recruitment.

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