Next stop: Skid row (down along the Danube somewhere)
"Hell-looowwwww everybody! Welcome to my new studio in my brand new outdoor tent! Thought I'd do a bit of camping for a while, and thought I'd bring you along. It sure is nippy out at night, but this bottle of cheap vodka is sure to warm me right up! Oh how I long for McCallen's, but this is all I can afford. Today, we'll be interviewing my new neighbour Sammie, who I believe was once Samuel. It doesn't matter, as the back door is always the same in the dark! We'll be singing tunes and examining if we feel there is any charity left in the world. Won't you please help out? Any little bit helps.....spare some change? Got any change?"
