And let's not forget the loathsome venereal diseases (never terrible, disgusting or nasty ones, always "loathsome") that you will no doubt contract if you engage in sexual immorality. After which, as an erring one, you'll have to meet with the responsible ones in the congregation to receive fine counsel and to be restored.
Witnessism's........
by integ 51 Replies latest watchtower child-abuse
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Country Girl
<partakes at the table of Satan>
<trips over the lamp that was unto her feet>
<stumbles into another humble servant and the system of things comes crashing down>
<looks up and sees new light and figures its just another lamp the faithful and discreet slave has brought for her to replace the one that was unto her feet>
<stares at her head in the mirror and finds that she has been bruised in the head AND the heal>
<sighs, turns, and engages the faithful and discreet slave in indiscreet behaviors>
CG
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FreeofGuilt
"straddling the fence" (spelling?) "wholehearted appreciation" ,"worldwide brotherhood", crapola, crapola, crapola.....-kristine
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Mr. Kim
God's Org, FDS, THE TRUTH, etc..........................................
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jgnat
reaching out
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Francois
How bout "happifying" as in happifying news? Did we get that one?
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patio34
Well, brothers and sisters, JeeeHovah has prepared a tasty banquet of spiritual food for us.
Buying out the opportune time
Bad association spoils useful habits
Wait on Jehovah
Don't run ahead of Jehovah's organization.
Excuse me, while I go throw up. .
Pat
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myself
"Fruitage" is a word seldom I have heard outside the JWs
not unless they(outside of the JW's) are talking about body parts ie, melons
how bout eating at the table of demeenz, full time pioneers, auxillary pioneers, unsolicited donations (even if there were constant reminders to donate, asking people to donate for literature, and numerous "donation boxes" at the halls and assemblys.)
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datsdethspicable
All those phrases my mom uses daily!!!! eerrrppp
I was always scolded for calling my "worldy" friends "friends"....." The only true friends are your Brothers and Sisters. Those that are not Jehovah's people are just associates"
You are going to crushed by the wrath of Jehovah!
You are a dog returning to it's vomit.
Like throwing pearls to swine.(something of that nature)
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Mr. Kim
Patio34,
That was a cool post.
KIM