Do you think dental floss for the butt---I mean thong underwear---would look better?
If you have to, but really just say no...with spandex.
Oh I realise the don't wear under-wear bit was probably directed at women now.
Oh no no no. Panty lines on men are just as bad. The no undies directive was for all.
I think there are still many many women out there who are afraid to "floss!"
Sad isn't it? I wouldn't consider wearing anything else...unless I'm wearing spandex and then, well you know.