72 Virgins for Martyrs !!! Here are the facts.

by Amazing 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • Realist
    Realist

    mary,

    i basically agree with what you said...

    just one question....how are the basics of christiandom less screwed than that of islam? is for instance the believe that there are angles in the sky less weird than the believe that virigns will be in the sky? if so how?

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    Hamas,

    Yerusalyim is quite correct about the Hadith, which is similar in importance as the Torah is to Jews, or Church tradition is to Christians, or the Watchtower magazine is to Jehovah's Witnesses. Also, I never stated what the Koran (Q'uran) taught. I stated that some posters obsfuscate what is really taught. What matters is not what the Holy Book says, but what "true believers" believe in. The Bible teaches love, but Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to hate their enemy. The Bible frees us from law, but many Christian groups, like the JWs, place their members under law. Every Islamic person I have met that grew up in the Middle East believes in the 72 Virgins (Wives) teaching, or they have reported that it is almost a universal belief among Muslims, like the Trinity is almost a universal belief among Christians.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    When Osama Bin Laden dies and goes to heaven, he's going to get his ass kicked by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and James Madison. Muslim scholars have recently revealed that the fundamentalist interpretation of the Koran that says upon death a martyr will receive 70 virgins is incorrect. The actual passage reveals a martyr receives 70 Virginians. -- Robin Williams, Live on Broadway

  • rocky220
    rocky220

    I guess ignorance is a wonderful thing!!!! In Heaven for example....Dont you have to have a physical body fully equipped with a penis to enjoy any type of virgins? I see WT is not the only religion taking people for ignorant fools!.....rocky220

  • Mary
    Mary
    is for instance the believe that there are angels in the sky less weird than the believe that virgins will be in the sky?

    YES.

    if so how?

    THINK MUSLIMS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH AN ANGEL AND RISK A FLAMING SWORD STUCK UP THEIR ASS?

  • JT
    JT

    Gardens and vineyards and young full-breasted virgins of equal age and a full cup of wine

    my wife has an interesting take on religion / beleif systems

    she wanted to know why is it that in most religion some dude always comes up with a way in which god allows him to have lots of "Coochie" jews- had lots of women on the side and god said _OK-- christains had lots of women on the side and GOD says it OK MORMONS, and now Muslium say is GOD OKed the rule to allow men to have lots of Coochie

    yet we could not find one major religion where women get to have lots of STUDS on call-

    as my wife says, "You can just tell that belief systems were just a wonderful FANTASY OF MEN to have an excuse to have lots of "Coochie on Tap"

    smile

    you got to love Lady "C"

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    Realist,

    You said,

    well perhaps we can agree that all religions are idiotic and that the less influence they have the better it is!

    be it christiandom, the WT, islam, hindu or whatever its all hair-raising nonsense.

    Yeppers, and China and the USSR were SHINING examples of the absence of religious influence on government.
  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

    Is there a deferred martyrdom plan? Like say oh, 50 virgins (NOT Virginians) up front in the here and now - with the rest to be reserved for the there and then?

  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    Yeru

    Hadith has much more weight than you'd like to admit and are more than the mere opinion of some scholar.

    Yeah, I know, it’s like the Pope’s pronouncements have far more weight than mere opinion. They are infallible. Didn’t you know? At the moment these pronouncements condemn many people to large families and increase the incidence of sexually transmitted disease such as AIDS.

    What is your point Yeru. So, Hadith has great weight. What do you call Papal infallability? Why is it 'bad' for a Muslim clerics words to have great weight when a Chrstian clerics words with the same weight escape your criticism? Isn't that a double standard?

    Yeppers, and

    The two wrongs make a right argument always was a bit old and gets older with each outing. Are you saying that all religions are NOT idiotic and SHOULD have more influence? You seem to be evading the point and moving the focus from religion to secular politics.

    Mary

    The main problem with all religionists, whether they are Christian, Jew or Muslim, is that it's the fanatics that ruin it for everyone else.

    It’s great you can have fellow feeling for peace loving religionists of other denominations, who are equally distressed by the murderers and fanatics of their faith who seek to cleanse their behaviour by claiming it is done in god’s name. For cultural reasons it seems Isalm is very effected by the stain of fundamentalism, but that same stain is seen in Christian, Jewish, Hindu and Buddhist belief, as well as some secular ideologies.

  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    Gioven a choice between sitting on a cloud and playing a harp, or partying with 72 virgins, what would you do...

    ... I think Islam just needs marketing better. Stamp out the sexism and violence currently characterising the religon in many peoples minds and you'd have a real competitor;

    Allah! The Party God!

    Life is crap! But the afterlife is a party!

    Ladies, choose 72 men of your choice to boff you in Paradise for eternity! Now you can have Keanu Reeves lick your toes and thank you for it...

    Men! J-Lo? Kaite Holmes? Shakira? Why choose! Have 72 babes of your choice in Paradise for all enternity!! And as it's Paradise, little floppy willies and refractory periods are a thing of the past!

    Add a snappy jingle and a logo and BING, Islam back on top of the carts...

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