With This One Thought, You Become An XJW

by metatron 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    There is one thought, which if spoken , even privately to yourself, instantly

    transforms you into an ex-Witness.

    It is:

    "What the hell was I thinking?"

    Once you say that to yourself, your magazine peddlin' days are over.

    It may be accompanied with some sort of outward physical manifestation

    such as an open-palmed slap to the forehead.

    It still happens to me, on occasion.

    I happened to attend a local church service recently.

    I chose the Unitarians because of all the jokes I've made about them

    thru the years ( the church for atheists with kids, they burn a question

    mark on your lawn, if they don't like you).

    Anyhow, it was very pleasant, with young people playing some classical

    music and other folks reading poetry. What's wrong with religion being

    entertaining or interesting? Not everything has to include a sermon.

    And then it hit me again, right on cue

    "What the hell was I thinking?"

    metatron (and so it goes)

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    No regrets, it made you what you are today.

  • LESLIE MENDOZA
    LESLIE MENDOZA

    JEHOVAH LOVES YOU

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    I love you too Leslie

  • gumby
    gumby
    "What the hell was I thinking?"

    An there you were, glad to be out of the fake truth and into the "real truth"

    Then the day comes when Metatron sits in the unitarian church .....looks around and hits himself on the forehead again and says...."what am I thinking"

    Gumby did

    (gumby hopes metatron aint mad over this but it's friday and the hops are workin)

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    Mine was more like ........

    "What the hell am I doing here !!!!!!!"

    same idea

  • metatron
    metatron

    listening to live classical music on a Sunday morning ain't bad.

    My appetite for beer, pizza, and TV is limited but each to his own

    metatron

  • TR
    TR

    Another one is;

    "I wished I'd never learned the 'truth'."

    TR

  • JH
    JH

    Artist:  Phil Collins
    Song: I don't Care Anymore
     
     
    		Well you can tell ev'ryone I'm a down disgrace
    Drag my name all over the place.
    I don't care anymore.
    You can tell ev'rybody 'bout the state I'm in
    You won't catch me crying 'cos I just can't win.
    I don't care anymore I don't care anymore

    I don't care what you say
    I don't play the same games you play.

    'Cos I've been talking to the people that you call your friends
    And it seems to me there's a means to and end.
    They don't care anymore.
    And as for me I can sit here and bide my time
    I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind.
    I don't care anymore I don't care no more

    I don't care what you say
    We never played by the same rules anyway.

    I won't be there anymore
    Get out of my way
    Let me by
    I got better things to do with my time
    I don't care anymore I don't care anymore
    I don't care anymore I don't care anymore

    Well, I don't care now what you say
    'Cos ev'ry day I'm feeling fine with myself
    And I don't care now what you say
    Hey I'll do alright by myself
    'Cos I know.

    'Cos I remember all the times I tried so hard
    And you laughed in my face 'cos you held all the cards.
    I don't care anymore.
    And I really ain't bothered what you think of me
    'Cos all I want of you is just a let me be.
    I don't care anymore D'you hear? I don't care no more

    I don't care what you say
    I never did believe you much anyway.

    I won't be there no more
    So get out of my way.
    Let me by
    I got better things to do with my time
    I don't care anymore
    D'you hear? I don't care anymore
    I don't care no more
    You listening? I don't care no more
    No more!

    You know I don't care no more!
  • kgfreeperson
    kgfreeperson

    That's perfect!

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