Fluff - Funniest Movie Quotes

by El Kabong 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    What do you think are some of the funniest movie quotes ever. The one's you can hear over and over again and still laugh.

    Just a couple of mine are from these movies:

    Young Frankenstien:

    Dr. Fronkenstien: What knockers!
    Inga: Oh, thank you doctor!

    (I always wanted to use that line while out in service)
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    Dr. Fronkenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
    "I" Gor: And you won't be angry?
    Dr. Fronkenstein: I will NOT be angry.
    "I" Gor: Abby someone.
    Dr. Fronkenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
    "I" Gor: Abby Normal.
    Dr. Fronkenstein: Abby Normal?
    "I" Gor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
    Dr. Fronkenstein: Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!!

    Animal Crackers:

    Capt. Spaulding: [to Mrs. Rittenhouse and Grace Carpenter] Let's get married!
    Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why that's bigamy!
    Capt. Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!

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    Capt. Spaulding: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

    Duck Soup:

    Rufus T Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
    Chicolini: I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll take five and ten in Woolworth.

    There are so many other movies I can think of. What tickles your funny bone? I could use a good laugh!!!!

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    "Run Awaaaaayyy!!!"

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    “I feel for you, man. But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mom.”
    Jerry Maguire

  • worldlygirl
    worldlygirl

    "She showed me her boobies and I like 'em, Momma"

    -Adam Sandler in The Waterboy

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    "Who are you" (Sean Connery)

    "My name is Pussy Galore" (Honor Blackman)

    wry smile..... "I must be in heaven" Goldfinger 1964

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    ...."should I wear the black or the red one?"

    ....."oooh neither dear, they both scream harlot!.....you want to be like Kilamanjaro on your first date.....in-accesible...." Mrs Doubtfire.

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    First off...I LOVE THE MARX BROTHERS!

    Dumb and Dumber: "OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!"

    W.C. Fields in The Fatal Glass of Beer: "(about his lead sled dog) I ete 'em...he was might fine with mustard"

    Braindoners: '"We'll go and watch the old Jamacian moon. Why that old Jamaican will be mooning us, I have no idea"

    Decuce Bigalow: "Don't make me he-whore man-bitch slap you"

  • little witch
    little witch

    Well, this isnt a quote persay, but a preamble to a song:

    When I was a young boy, just a kid,

    My Mama used to notice funny things I did,

    Like shooting puppies with a BB gun,

    I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,

    I'd find a pussy cat, and bash it's head,

    thats when my Mama said,

    SON, BE A DENTIST......

    (From Little Shop Of Horrors, as sung by Steve Martin)

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    "We've just got to get organized!" Johnathan Winters in 'The Russians are Coming'

    <sounds of horses neighing - and nervously moving about>

    "More beans Mr. Taggart?" <says cowboy from group around campfire>

    "I'd say you've had about enough!", says Mr. Taggart (Slim Pickins) - <waving his hat to clear the air>

    Blazing Saddles - 1974

    There are others - I have a million of 'em

    Regards,

    Jim TX

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Planes Trains and Automobiles:

    Steve Martin to John Candy sleeping in same bed in hotel room..........."those aren't pillows!"

    People in vehicle travelling on highway to John Candy "You're going the wrong way"

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