What do you think are some of the funniest movie quotes ever. The one's you can hear over and over again and still laugh.
Just a couple of mine are from these movies:
Young Frankenstien:
Dr. Fronkenstien: What knockers!
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor!
(I always wanted to use that line while out in service)
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Dr. Fronkenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
"I" Gor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Fronkenstein: I will NOT be angry.
"I" Gor: Abby someone.
Dr. Fronkenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
"I" Gor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Fronkenstein: Abby Normal?
"I" Gor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Fronkenstein: Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!!
Animal Crackers:
Capt. Spaulding: [to Mrs. Rittenhouse and Grace Carpenter] Let's get married!
Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why that's bigamy!
Capt. Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!
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Capt. Spaulding: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Duck Soup:
Rufus T Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Chicolini: I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll take five and ten in Woolworth.
There are so many other movies I can think of. What tickles your funny bone? I could use a good laugh!!!!