by El Kabong 25 Replies latest jw friends
Life of Brian is without doubt the funniest film ever made (IMHO).
'What have the Romans ever done for us?'
'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'
'You're all individuals!'
(crowd all together) Yes, we are all individuals!
'I'm not the Messiah, now f**k off!'
...'How shall we f**k off oh lord?'
and now, for something completely different.
'oh, copulate the penguin!'
Monty Python's Meaning of Life - "We've come for your liver!", "But I'm still using it..."
"Bring out your dead"
"But I'm not dead yet"
(whack)
You can kiss my arse,not on the left side,not on the right side, but right in zee middle.Rudy Garmisch in Hot Dog.
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
