THIS IS HOW TO CRUMBLE THE wtbts!! (page 2)

Winston Smith :>D

Special K said:

"Next year, all you just faded ones, (the ones not disfellowshipped or disassociated) go to the memorial and "DRINK THE WINE AND EAT THE UNLEAVENED BREAD"... .. Brilliant isnt it. I'm so impressed with myself. "

Heh, it's funny you said that. When I thought that I was going to be DF'd for apostasy when I started Q'ing the elders, I thought of something similar.

I thought that it would be fun to take a group of X-JW’s and visit a different KH during the memorial, and then ‘partake’ of the emblems. Afterwards you could talk to those that come up to you thinking that you are someone’s BS [that’s Bible Study folks ] and say:

“Why yes, actually I am one of the anointed. Why do you think the number of anointed never goes down in the annual report? People from the Great Crowd like ourselves are being selected by Jesus to continue the ‘John Class’ here on earth. I guess the end isn’t so near after all!”

Oh would that be priceless, especially if you were young.

Winston.

Ravyn

ok what you need to do if you are going to do something like that is: seat the visiting XJWs all thruout the auditorium...and each time the emblems come by eat and drink them ALL so they have to refill it before they can continue. oh and dont forget to show up in wedding gowns since you are all the Bride of Christ...makes me think of Dennis Rodman....

Ravyn

run dont walk

Interesting Idea !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Problem is, I personally could not go into a Kingdom Hall ever again. Let alone associate with these people, even if I was tricking them. But that's just me.

Gadget

I think it would be good to get a load of xjw's together and all go to a sunday meeting where none of us would be reconised. If we dressed appropriately, and spread out around the hall and give some great answers in the watchtower study. I wouldn't answer anything too strongly, just give it enough of a twist to make people think. Your hand wouldn't get picked again, but the people in other parts of the hall could follow it up. And you could have a great apostafest afterwards.......

jayhawk1

http://www.canvas42.com/photography/rodman/3053-008.jpg

Showing up in bridal gowns and looking like Dennis Rodman. Too funny! Don't spill any of that wine on the dress.

jwsons

Can I just replace the emblem a bit? Wine is OK, but please replace the tatseless bread with the French "pate chaud" or OZ "meat pie" maybe better. Yeh ?

jwsons

yxl1

eat and drink them ALL

Are you mad!! Have you ever tasted that stuff. The "bread" tastes like cardboard and the wine....oh, it's too horrible to describe. How do I know? They used to hand it out after the memorial was finished to anyone stupid enough to taste it. One taste of that stuff was enough to make anyone glad they weren't part of the 144000

Special K

Hey Gamaliel,

-some real good inflitration techniques.. right into the WTS printing press room..

-your 3rd paragraph.. excellent thoughts to back up Ravyn's .. Hmm, Bulletin Boards..that seems like a real easy way to start. I can do that

-Your other idea of "there are good posts on this site or from exjw web sites that might deal withthe subject of your choice.. (just get info there and get their permission to use it) I just might do that...good thinking.

special K

Special K

Hey Ravyn

-You have some great ideas and then I though you were getting down about it with "Oh(sigh)

-Glad you can also have a humourous side to it all.. humour lets off stress in the face of our pain..

-Your second suggestion about keeping the wine glass completely empty.. was sooo good. LOL!!

good sense of humour.. are all Virginian's like you.. if so, I'm MOVING TO >> VIRGINIA!!!

Double edge

.. Could you elaborate a little more on your "sleeping giant" issue approach.. It's very interesting.

Winston S

-Great minds think alike!!!!!!

-after you drink all the wine and partake of bread.. you could tell them (if they ask).. didn't they know the latest information... that the light has become brighter.. and take a scripture and TWIST IT UP to prove your point...

run don't walk

That's okay that you can't ever go back into a kingdom hall. I don't blame you for saying that.. stay true to your feelings. Sorry, they hurt you too. You could be our CEO.. and strategy planner..

gadget

Another creative infiltration technique.. awesome

joyhawk

-Nice picture.. LOL..hahaha

-Maybe we could make up our own trading cards and trading card games!! sell them for $.

jwsons

YEAH. (better bread).. with a little french flair.

thanks all for your input, I really appreciate your thoughts.

SPECIAL K

Latin assassin from Manhattan

I wouldn't be surprised if someone is actively trying to hack the WTS site and place some very revealing content on their on it.

But in all seriousness, I have to say that Bill Bowen has done a phenomenal job of bringing the child abuse crisis into the spotlight. I saw several documentaries produced by many international news networks (including the BBC) in which William Bowen's work with silentlambs is mentioned. He's probably as close as anyone can get to shaking up the perverts at the WTS.

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