Any funny responses on this one?

William Penwell

Hey I just picked up my phone messages and there was a message from a dub. It said;

" Hello how are you today? My name is ________. I was just calling with a bible message. I have being talking about if Jesus were walking around on the earth today and we could ask for one more miracle, what would it be that you would ask? So I would like you to think of that and I will call you back another day."

How would you respond to it? Any funny ones? I think I would say something like, "I would like a gorgeous blonde."

Will

Scully

" Hello how are you today? My name is ________. I was just calling with a bible message. I have being talking about if Jesus were walking around on the earth today and we could ask for one more miracle, what would it be that you would ask? So I would like you to think of that and I will call you back another day."

How about:

First of all, nobody ever asked Jesus to perform miracles for them, like some kind of trained monkey. But if I could have one wish/miracle, it would be to have JWs stop sending paedophiles door-to-door.

Love, Scully

drwtsn32

"I wish for the destruction of all pedophiles and the organizations that protect them..."

Edited: Doh! Scully beat me to the pedophile punch!

Guest 77

I would like to be God for ONE DAY, and that day is a thousand years in length. Pretty please.

Guest 77

William Penwell

Those are both good responses, Scully and drwtsn32

ESTEE

Create a perfect ballroom dance partner for meeee!!!

ESTEE

TresHappy

This must be the script they use in telephone witnessing.

I would say "for my parents to get the hell out of an abusive and cultic organization and not be so damn judgmental about their child."

bluesapphire

For Jesus to bring back to life all the poor children who died from lack of blood transfusions. And while he's at it for him to bring back to life all those JWs who died from not receiving an organ transplant or vaccinations.

StinkyPantz

Blue-

Good one.

gumby

I would ask him to prove he was gods son and prove he is the one the bible speaks of.

If he could..........then everything would be understood one day and life would be good.

Gumby

Any funny responses on this one?

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