Wolfgirl's response was my 1st choice. As a 2nd, I think I'd ask him to edit the mystical books of the bible (Daniel, Rev, etc.) and put them in understandable terms so we could finally put an end to all the speculative interpretations.
Any funny responses on this one?
by William Penwell 23 Replies latest jw friends
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Reborn2002
I have being talking about if Jesus were walking around on the earth today and we could ask for one more miracle, what would it be that you would ask?
I would ask that their almighty God Jehovah see to it that his only organization on earth through which he directs his people via inspired utterances either stop misinterpreting the messages and having to change them when it comes to topics like the generation doctrine, organ transplants, blood transfusions, 1975, rape is sinful for the woman if she does or does not scream, etc. Oh wait, if they are misinterpreting the messages, then are they an inspired prophet? Or is their loving only true God simply changing his mind and causing the unnecessary deaths of countless people?
That's my miracle.
See if he/she calls back after that.
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plmkrzy
Everything is broken, please fix it.
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BeelzeDub
Could you tell me where the remote is?