by William Penwell 23 Replies latest jw friends
I have being talking about if Jesus were walking around on the earth today and we could ask for one more miracle, what would it be that you would ask? So I would like you to think of that and I will call you back another day."
Please Jesus, Get rid of the Jehovah's Witnesses, they really are quite annoying, they leave strange phone messages.
There is this song, and for the life of me I can't remember who/when/what, but it has this line:
Lord would you please, give me a Mercedes Benz
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And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
Dutch District Overbeer
Vivamus:
It was Janis Joplin. Before your time, so you are forgiven.
Love, Scully (having a sudden, depressing, overwhelmingly painful realization of my age)
Vivamus,
Here's the song you requested: http://www.everything2.org/index.pl?node=Mercedes%20Benz
MERCEDES BENZ
by Janis Joplin , Bob Neuwirth , and Michael McClure
from the Janis Joplin album Pearl, 1971
Oh Lord , won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends .
Worked hard all my life time, no help from my friends ,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Oh Lord won't you buy me a color TV ?
Dialing for Dollars is tryin' to find me.
I'll wait for delivery each day until three,
So Lord won't you buy me a color TV ?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town ?
I'm countin' on you Lord , please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round .
Oh Lord won't you buy me a night on the town?
Everybody!
Oh Lord , won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends .
Worked hard all my life time, no help from my friends
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
WEEeeeeeee! Yeah! Thats the one! Thanx Scully and Thanx Gopher!!
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And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
Dutch District Overbeer
I have being talking about if Jesus were walking around on the earth today and we could ask for one more miracle, what would it be that you would ask? So I would like you to think of that and I will call you back another day."
Hmmm, I would like him to make me a swimming pool filled with Heineken beer and nude pornstar babes. Yeah, beer 'n sex. So...when can he deliver?
Let's see what Mr Witless will say about that!
Keep us updated! LOL
Greven
How about an end to telephone solicitation. Now THAT would be a miracle.
Hmmm...if you're home when he calls back, you could always ask him if he remembers what Jesus himself said when he was asked to provide a sign.
What a stupid introduction anyway. *shakes head*
WG (of the apathetic agnostic class)
I would ask for an unlimited amount of miracles and the wisdom to know how to use them well.
Blondie
Dear Jesus please open the eyes and minds of all J-duds so they can see that the WatchTower teaches lies in your name and you are very unhappy about it! Maverick
