Rubio is one of the better ones at delivering lines but only because he's usually being compared to Bush. If you notice he still stumbles over his lines a lot though and everything sounds way over rehearsed like a car salesman. Yes Marco, we know ... you are the son of immigrants ... your father owned a bar ...
At least Trump speaks like it's not prepared. The problem is it's too much like he's not thought about it at all and is just making it up.
Carson is always in the middle of thinking about it.
Cruz and Huckerbee think Jesus is telling them what to say.
Fat boy whatsisface who shuts roads is being out-shouted by Trump.
There are a couple lower down the order who seem almost semi-sensible but you just know they have no hope in the current party.
The Republicans are becoming the US equivalent of the UK labor party. Yes, they used to get elected. Now they try to relive the old days with candidates for elections long since past and wonder why their support is always shrinking.
Tell us more about how the FBI are going to save the world from the evil murdering Hillary greener ... (is that a vein in your head? should it be throbbing like that?)
And apologies to any rational republican supporters. I would prefer to discuss the issues but sometimes it's like you have a custard pie in your hand and someone is sticking their face out ... what'ya gonna do? It's hard to resist ...