Looks like Santa!
You come down the next morning, all the presents are gone, someone's molested your Xmas tree and there's a note saying the cookies you left out were sub-standard so you've been "added to the litigation".
Worst. Santa. Ever.
I actually look like Santa right now - beard is getting pretty long and in the right lighting, grey can pass for white.
My friend hadn't seen me for a while and when she walked in and sees me she goes "Jesus Christ!". I said "personally, I think I look more like Santa, but yeah, it's a bit 'the messiah' as well I guess".
