What do you think of Hummers? (and spare me the obvious jokes) (page 2)

Bendrr

I don't like SUV's period.

The Hummer H2 wasn't just beat with the ugly stick, it was dragged through the whole ugly forest.

Now as far as the original Hummer, well if you want to blow that kind of money......go right ahead. Make sure you get a cell phone with it so you can be as big a pain in the ass as most other SUV drivers.

Me? I hate SUV's.

What's the difference between a porcupine and an SUV? The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Mike, daily outmaneuvering SUV's with an old Camaro and loving it.

SadElder

Sorry don't like those ugly things. If I wanted to drive a tank I'd buy one complete with machine gun turrets and half-track treads. I drive an old fogy Town Car for my fat tushie, the wifey has a Benz cause she thinks she needs to keep up with the hoty toytis, and the boys both have Volvos which they love more than sex. Yeah I don't believe it either. We do have a truck for those little weekend honey do projects, but it's just a truck, a lowly F-150

SheilaM

I don't blame GM so much for making them, I blame the small penised rich men for buying them.

If you're rich enough to own a hummer, you're rich enough to leave it parked on your 1500 acre ranch.

cruzanheart

Too tall, too wide, and totally inappropriate for the white-bread suburbia of Plano and Murphy. They look stupid.

Nina

talesin

I don't blame GM so much for making them, I blame the small penised rich men for buying them.

sheilam - hahaha, I call them 'penis extensions' (sorry, guys)

tal

Stacy Smith

A Hummer in a Hummer???? Too obvious???

I've riden in one and it was pretty cool. Felt huge.

chachasmum

I think they are the ugliest things on four wheels.

joannadandy

Yeah--I have to say--WHY? Who are you invading??

For all that money I would much rather have one of these beauties...

But if I get to buy something totally insane, and impractical ... along the same lines as a Hummer, I would have to pick this sweetness...

Skip the stinky gold tho...bleh!

DanTheMan

The Hummer H2 wasn't just beat with the ugly stick, it was dragged through the whole ugly forest.

ROFL @ BENDRR!

Stacy, now I asked nice....

cruzan, that's exactly my point - people driving them look ridiculous, whether it's suburbanites or 25 year old ghetto pimps.

I mean, people need toys, don't get me wrong, I'm not totally anti-material, but Hummers - come on! I wonder if future generations will laugh at the excesses of our age.

doodle-v

I wouldnt mind having an H2, but I like the H1 much better and there are other sweeter rides i would rather have than that!

for instance:

What do you think of Hummers? (and spare me the obvious jokes)

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