Oh...I've been waiting for this one...
"He who dies with honor...still dies" -- Badger's Motto
"You've got to take your competition by the throat, and squeeze the life out of him!" -- Vince McMahon
"Never, Never, Never, Never give up." -- Winston Churchill
"Religion is the daughter of hope and fear, presenting the unknowable to the unreachable." -- Ambrose Bierce
"I have sworn upon the altar of God Almightly my opposition to every form of tyrrany over the mind of man." -- Thomas Jefferson
"You gotta play hurt." -- Dan Jenkins
"Send Lawyers, Guns and Money/The S^$% has hit the fan." -- The late Warren Zevon
"True, ya not a winna/If nobody remembers." -- Nelly
"There is hope for tomorrow/When you wake up today." -- Ted Nugent
Scotty: "They're as good as dead!"
Spock: "Hardly conclusive...I've been dead before."
"Hell is other people" -- Jean Paul Sartre (especially true for a Frenchman)
"Hell is a half crowded theater." -- Oscar Wilde
"You're a miserable, lousy son of a b^^^^, and you're never getting laid by anyone again," -- Badger's ex, in front of the elders (nothing was done)
"Man is the only animal the blushes -- or needs to." -- Mark Twain
"Democracy is the belief that the people should get what they want, and that they deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
"Go ahead and shoot, coward. You'll only kill a man." -- Che Guevara's last words
"I wish it were for a more noble purpose, but in the end, it's just the money." -- Howard Payne, Speed
"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat the 11th grade." -- James W. Loewen
"You can't stop the world/Why let it stop you?" -- The Go-Gos
"We have to get to the hospital." "The hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with doctors...but that's not important." -- Airplane
"Conventional wisdom is generally the opinion of the generation that is passing away" -- Benjamin Disraeli
"What most people consider thinking is usually just rearranging their existing prejudices." -- I forgot who said this one.
"There's only one way to find out." -- Badger's response when asked what might happen if an action is taken.