No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.--Albert Einstein
A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else.-Cardinal De Retz
Things Learned Along the Way
by blondie 431 Replies latest jw friends
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Badger
"Remember the Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules." -- My Western Civ professor
"We don't go anywhere. Going somwhere is for squares. We just go." -- The Wild One
"Daddy, why aren't people nicer?" -- The eternal question posed by my son.
"Jehovah, deliver me from your people." -- My frequent prayer.
"Who built this? I did! Who do I trust? Me!" -- Al Pacino, Scarface
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blondie
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.--Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-82)
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Mac
A stitch in time can forever alter the cosmos.
People in glass houses shoudn't throw parties.
When life gives ya lemons....toss em.......make a martini instead!
mac, of the don't count yer chickens lest they rip yer lips off class
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jgnat
Don't sweat the petty things, and don' t pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Women adore silent men. They think they're listening.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, he will sit on a boat and drink beer all day.
Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
Everyone is useful, even if only to serve as a horrible example.
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
We are what we eat. So most of us are cheap, fast, and easy.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot. From Hicks on Six, Edmonton Sun, unknown date. -
Country Girl
"He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" -- Monty Python's Life of Brian
CG
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StinkyPantz
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer"
"Trust no one"
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starfish422
If you're going through hell, you don't have to build a house there.
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leddfootdja
Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you've got.
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