1. Visit Japan, Montreal and Poland (no kidding)
2. Have my team win District, Region, and State this spring
3. Find the future-ex-Mrs. Badger (Hey, you go out with me long enough, you'll find a reason to leave.)
4. Kick Tom DeLay in the balls just once.
5. Same for Rush Limbaugh
6. Watch my son cure cancer, win the World Cup, land a starlet and open a steakhouse
7. Have a student tell me I was their favorite teacher (That's happened already, but I never get tired of hearing it.)
8. Four little words: Salma. Hayek. Pudding. Fight.
9. Write a kick-a$$ book that becomes a kick-a$$ movie
10. How I want to go out: Didja ever see the end of Scarface?